所属专辑:Old Farts In Caravan Parks
歌手: John Williamson
时长: 03:36
Bill The Cat - John Williamson[00:00:00]
We had a cat[00:00:08]
His name was Bill[00:00:11]
He caught our budgie on the window sill[00:00:13]
One holy day one sunday morn[00:00:19]
Left only feathers on our back lawn[00:00:25]
Oh no Bill you can't do that[00:00:31]
You silly pussy you stupid cat[00:00:36]
So we took him down our family pet[00:00:42]
And we left his balls with the family vet[00:00:47]
Meeoooww meeeoooww[00:00:55]
Well the very next day he packed his bags[00:01:04]
Left all his penthouse and playboy mags[00:01:10]
How could we do it to the family vet[00:01:15]
Go and leave his balls with the family vet[00:01:21]
Well we get no postcards no telephone calls[00:01:38]
He's out in the bush somewhere with no balls[00:01:43]
And he's obsessed with sweet revenge[00:01:49]
So he eats our parrots and our fairy wrens[00:01:55]
Yes he's mortified and we all regret that we[00:02:00]
Left his balls with the family vet[00:02:06]
Yes he's mortified and we all regret that we[00:02:12]
Left his balls with the family vet[00:02:17]
How he's highly sought by the feral choir[00:02:23]
For his new found talent to sing much higher[00:02:28]
Has no more time for female friends[00:02:34]
Only parrots and fairy wrens[00:02:40]
No sense of humor ex-family pet[00:02:46]
It still hurts he can't forget[00:02:52]
He's still angry he's still upset[00:02:57]
That we left his balls with the family vet[00:03:03]
Yes he's mortified and we all regret that we[00:03:08]
Left his balls with the family vet[00:03:14]
Yes he's mortified and we all regret that we[00:03:19]
Left his balls with the family vet[00:03:25]