所属专辑:Talk Normal: The Laurie Anderson Anthology
歌手: Laurie Anderson
时长: 05:00
The end of the world - Laurie anderson[00:00:00]
Ladies and gentlemen please welcome back to London Laurie Anderson [00:00:03]
Ooooaaaah [00:00:30]
Ooooaaaah [00:00:44]
Hi This evening I'll be reading from a book[00:00:54]
I just finished and since a lot of it is about the future[00:01:01]
I'm going to start more or less on the last page[00:01:07]
And tell you about my grandmother[00:01:13]
Now she was a Southern Baptist Holy Ruler[00:01:19]
And she had a very clear idea about the future[00:01:22]
And of how the world would end[00:01:28]
In fire[00:01:32]
In fire[00:01:33]
Like in Revelations[00:01:36]
Like in Revelations[00:01:38]
And when I was ten my grandmother told me[00:01:42]
The world would end in a year[00:01:46]
So I spent the whole year praying and reading the Bible[00:01:49]
And alienating all my friends and relatives[00:01:54]
And finally the big day came[00:01:59]
And absolutely nothing happened Just another day[00:02:04]
Ooooaaaah[00:02:16]
Now my grandmother was a missionary[00:02:21]
And she had heard that the largest religion in the world was Buddhism[00:02:24]
So she decided to go to Japan to convert Buddhists[00:02:30]
And to inform them about the end of the world[00:02:35]
And to inform them about the end of the world[00:02:38]
And she didn't speak Japanese[00:02:44]
So she tried to convert them with a combination of[00:02:47]
Hand gestures sign language and hymns in English[00:02:49]
Ooooaaaah[00:02:59]
The Japanese had absolutely no idea what she was trying to get at[00:03:06]
And when she got back to the United States[00:03:14]
She was still talking about the end of the world[00:03:17]
And I remember the day she died[00:03:21]
She was very excited [00:03:24]
She was like a small bird perched on the edge of her bed[00:03:27]
Near the window in the hospital[00:03:31]
Waiting to die[00:03:33]
And she was wearing these pink nightgowns[00:03:36]
And combing her hair so she'd look pretty for the big moment[00:03:40]
When Christ came to get her[00:03:45]
Ooooaaaah[00:03:50]
And she wasn't afraid but then[00:03:53]
Just at the very last minute something happened that changed everything[00:03:57]
Because suddenly at the very last minute she panicked [00:04:05]
After a whole life of praying and predicting the end of the world she panicked[00:04:13]
And she panicked because she couldn't decide whether or not to wear a hat[00:04:22]
Ooooaaaah[00:04:36]
And so when she died she went into the future in a panic[00:04:42]
With absolutely no idea of what would be next[00:04:52]