所属专辑:Bad Ronald (PA Version) [Explicit]
歌手: bad ronald
时长: 04:11
Imagine - Bad Ronald[00:00:01]
Imagine you was asleep when you was awake[00:00:29]
And awake when you were sleeping[00:00:31]
And everything you thought was reality was you dreaming [00:00:32]
Imagine we were all cartoons just for the hell of it[00:00:35]
I'd probably be at the zoo riding an elephant[00:00:37]
Imagine it was relevant to imagine at all[00:00:40]
Imagine you could jump without having to fall[00:00:42]
Imagine having it all for less than a buck[00:00:44]
Imagine a girl who could Knoblauch better than Chuck[00:00:47]
Imagine x-ray vision working at Victoria's Secret[00:00:49]
With a sign that says blow out scale come in and peep it[00:00:52]
Ladies and gentlemen I believe we have a winner[00:00:55]
Imagine I was at your mom's house having dinner[00:00:57]
Imagine someone assembled a crowd for me to pee on[00:01:00]
Imagine I took a big fat shit on Celine Dion[00:01:02]
Imagine all your nightmares were actually true[00:01:05]
Every daydream you had would be reality too[00:01:06]
Imagine I was at your job where you work[00:01:10]
With a bong and a forty ounce under my shirt[00:01:12]
Imagine I was in your class taking a test[00:01:15]
With my eyes on your paper and my mind on your breasts[00:01:17]
Imagine I was sitting shotgun in your ride[00:01:20]
Blowing smoke in your face while you're trying to drive[00:01:22]
Imagine I was all f**ked up and you were sober[00:01:24]
I made it all the way home your bitch ass got pulled over[00:01:27]
Imagine right now we all under surveillance being peeped[00:01:49]
Imagine you could take back all those times you freaked[00:01:52]
Tweaked and bugged out said "Life suck"[00:01:54]
If I was virgin plane pilot I wouldn't give a flying f**k[00:01:57]
Imagine hitting the lotto except one digit[00:01:59]
And giving less of a shit than a constipated midget[00:02:02]
Imagine I was calm and didn't have one fear[00:02:04]
Went above and beyond the call of duty to the call of diarrhea[00:02:07]
Imagine me on a W B CD spitting[00:02:09]
Imagine me at your crib right now shitting[00:02:12]
Hitting the peace pipe in full length mink[00:02:14]
Imagine you in yellow spandex at the roller skating rink[00:02:17]
Spit a unrehearsed verse at a nurse with no curse[00:02:19]
Get rich still make a chick dig in her purse[00:02:22]
And front my operation brain too big for my head[00:02:25]
Should I spin the wheel of fortune I say "Jack pat instead"[00:02:27]
Loose in London steady Buckingham at the palace[00:02:30]
Or lost in wonderland taking a rip off the chalice[00:02:32]
Imagine you was me imagine I was you[00:02:34]
Imagine all the f**ked up stuff we could do[00:02:37]