所属专辑:LTHER
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 10:59
Punky's Whips - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:01]
In today's rapidly changing world[00:00:02]
Rock groups appear every fifteen minutes,[00:00:05]
Utilising some new promotional device.[00:00:09]
Some of these devices have been known[00:00:13]
To leave irreparable scars[00:00:15]
On the minds of foolish young consumers.[00:00:17]
One such case is seated before you:[00:00:20]
Little skinny Terry 'Ted' Bozzio,[00:00:22]
That cute little drummer![00:00:24]
That's right![00:00:25]
Terry recently fell in love[00:00:29]
With a publicity-photo of a boy named Punky Meadows...[00:00:32]
(Oh Punky!)...[00:00:35]
Lead guitar player from a group called Angel.[00:00:36]
In the photograph,[00:00:42]
Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo[00:00:44]
In a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence[00:00:47]
Of his insolent pouting rictus,[00:00:53]
The sight of which drove the helpless young drummer mad with desire![00:00:58]
I can't stand the way he pouts[00:01:04]
'Cause he might not be pouting for me![00:01:11]
Punky Meadows, pouting for you?[00:01:14]
Ha! You bet sailor![00:01:16]
You mean,[00:01:17]
You mean he's not...he's not pouting...[00:01:18]
He's not pouting for me?[00:01:20]
His hair's so shiny and it's done real nice[00:01:21]
'Til I squirm with ecstasy[00:01:27]
Punky, Punky, give me your lips to die on![00:01:55]
Oh Punky, isn't it romantic?[00:02:09]
Punky, Punky, give me your lips[00:02:55]
To die on...I promise not to come in your mouth[00:03:01]
Punky, Punky, your album's the shits![00:03:08]
It's all wrong![00:03:14]
I ain't really queer[00:03:20]
But if he ever got near[00:03:23]
Steven Tyler would PAY to see![00:03:27]
PAY to see![00:03:31]
Punky's lips, Punky's lips[00:03:39]
His hair's so shiny,[00:03:46]
I love his hips![00:03:47]
I love his teeth and his gums and such![00:03:52]
Punky[00:03:58]
(What is it? You come home!)[00:03:58]
You're an Angel![00:04:00]
You're too much[00:04:01]
(Oh God!)[00:04:01]
The boys of my thoughts in my lonely teenage room![00:04:04]
He's been havin' a rash[00:04:12]
(No sh*t!)[00:04:14]
That keeps the girls away[00:04:15]
(It's true)[00:04:17]
Skin doom[00:04:19]
(Skin doom)[00:04:21]
Is what the doctors say[00:04:24]
And that makes me wonder[00:04:27]
I wonder what Punky is rehearsing today[00:04:29]
I'll just go over, and hear him play[00:04:37]
His hair is so pretty...I'd like to bite his neck[00:04:46]
I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than Jeff Beck[00:04:55]
BUT I AIN'T QUEER[00:05:03]
I AIN'T GAY[00:05:07]
(He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)[00:05:11]
A wrist array-ee-ay[00:05:17]
(That's all that is, I swear!)[00:05:19]
Punky's lips, Punky's lips![00:05:22]
Oh! I love his hair while eatin' dunk-y chips[00:05:25]
Yeah! I love his blink and his blank-blank-blank[00:05:31]
Why, maybe he'd like to yank my crank?[00:05:34]
YANK IT PUNKY![00:05:39]
YANK IT FASTER![00:05:43]
YANK IT HARDER![00:05:44]
YANK IT ALL NITE LONG![00:05:47]
COME ON PUNKY![00:05:51]
GET FUNKY![00:05:52]
I AIN'T QUEER[00:06:09]
No no no no![00:06:11]
I AIN'T GAY[00:06:12]
No no no no![00:06:14]
(He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)[00:06:15]
Wrist array-ee-ay[00:06:20]
And then he told me now:[00:06:22]
I AIN'T QUEER![00:06:24]
(Hey!)[00:06:25]
I AIN'T GAY![00:06:26]
(Hey! Hey!)[00:06:28]
(He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)[00:06:30]
I-I, Lord,[00:06:32]
I'm fo-o-o-ond of chiffo-on[00:06:33]
Oh oh oh oh![00:06:57]
I-I, I said I'm fo-o-ond of chiffo-on[00:07:01]
In a wri-i-i-i-ist array[00:07:05]
Come on Punky![00:07:14]
Give me your lips![00:07:23]
Ride on my Venus-trip![00:07:25]
Patrick O'Hearn,[00:10:44]
Adrian Belew,[00:10:47]
Tommy Mars,[00:10:49]
Terry Bozzio,[00:10:51]
Peter Wolf,[00:10:53]
Ed Mann.[00:10:55]
Thanks for comin' to the show![00:11:00]