《Badtimes》歌词

歌曲： Badtimes

所属专辑：Good Looking Blues

歌手： Laika

时长： 04:52

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Badtimes - Laika[00:00:00]

Written by：Margaret Fiedler/Guy Fixsen[00:00:00]

If you receive an email with a subject of badtimes[00:01:02]

Delete it immediatly without reading it[00:01:06]

This is the most dangerous email virus yet[00:01:09]

It will rewrite your hard drive[00:01:14]

Not only that[00:01:17]

But it will scramble any disks[00:01:18]

That are even close to your computer[00:01:20]

It will recalibrate your refrigerators coolness settings[00:01:23]

So all your ice cream melts[00:01:26]

It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards[00:01:28]

Screw up the tracking on your vcr[00:01:32]

And use subspace field harmonics[00:01:35]

To render any cds you try to play unreadable[00:01:37]

It will give your exboy or girlfriend your new phone number[00:01:43]

It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank[00:01:47]

It will drink all your beer[00:01:50]

And leave it's socks out on the coffee table[00:01:52]

When theres company coming over[00:01:54]

It will put a dead kitten[00:01:57]

In the back pocket of your good suit[00:01:58]

And hide your car keys when you're late for work[00:02:01]

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin[00:02:05]

It will give you nightmares about circus midgets[00:02:08]

It will pour sugar in your gas tank[00:02:12]

And shave off both your eyebrows[00:02:14]

While dating your current boy or girlfriend behind your back[00:02:17]

And billing the dinner and hotel room to your visa card[00:02:20]

It will seduce your grandmother[00:02:24]

It does not matter if she is dead[00:02:26]

Such is the power of badtimes[00:02:29]

It reaches out beyond the grave[00:02:31]

To sully those things we hold most dear[00:02:33]

It moves your car randomly around parking lots[00:02:36]

It can't find them[00:02:39]

It will kick your dog[00:02:41]

It will leave libidinous messages[00:02:43]

On your boss voice mail in your voice[00:02:45]

It is insidious and subtle[00:02:48]

It is dangerous and terrifying to behold[00:02:50]

It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve[00:02:54]

Badtimes will give you dutch elm disease[00:02:58]

It will leave the toilet seat up[00:03:01]

It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub[00:03:03]

And then leave bacon cooking on the stove[00:03:06]

While it goes out to chase high school kids[00:03:09]

With your new snowblower[00:03:12]

These are just a few of the signs[00:03:14]

Be very very careful[00:03:16]