所属专辑:Absolutely Free
时长: 02:10
Uncle Bernie's Farm - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]
I'm dreaming [00:00:02]
There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up [00:00:07]
A bomb for yo daddy too Ouch [00:00:10]
A baby doll that burps 'n pees;[00:00:13]
A case of airplane glue [00:00:16]
There's a hungry plastic troll [00:00:20]
To scarf yo buddy's arm [00:00:23]
There's a box of ugly plastic things marked:[00:00:26]
"UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM"[00:00:30]
There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS'[00:00:34]
There's a 'NATION' you can buy [00:00:38]
There's a doll that looks like mommy[00:00:41]
(She'll do anything but cry) Yes Sir[00:00:44]
There's a doll that looks like daddy[00:00:48]
(He's a funny little man [00:00:51]
Push a button 'n ask fo money:[00:00:54]
There's a dollar in his hand Check his wallet)[00:00:58]
We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission [00:01:02]
Christmas don't make it no more [00:01:06]
Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction[00:01:09]
Scream de toys in every store I think this is sold in New York[00:01:13]
There's a man who runs the country[00:01:17]
There's a man who tried to think[00:01:20]
And they're all made out of plastic[00:01:23]
(When they melt they start to stink[00:01:27]
There's a book with smiling children [00:01:30]
Nearly dead with Christmas joys[00:01:33]
And smiling in his office[00:01:37]
Is the creep who makes 'the toys'[00:01:40]
(They got this car when it hits the wall you can see the guy dying[00:01:43]
You got little plastic pools of blood[00:01:47]
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho I'm dreaming [00:01:48]
Intestines you can see right into his stomach [00:01:51]
There's this other thing I [00:01:56]
I got bombs I got rockets I got a I got a stillson wrench[00:01:58]
And comes with a tape recorder [00:02:03]
I got plastic brass knuckles[00:02:04]
With sound effects[00:02:06]
We got a '39 Chevy[00:02:06]