《Friends S01E11》歌词

歌曲： Friends S01E11

所属专辑：老友记

歌手： 沈清朝

时长： 24:05

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Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News? 你想他们有昨天的报纸吗? [00:00:01]

I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. 我只是想看我的星座准不准 [00:00:04]

Oh,my God! Don't Iook now. Behind you there's a guy... 天啊,菲比,别看 你背后有个将会令我们 [00:00:08]

...who can break our hearts and plunge us into depression. 伤心欲绝的帅哥 [00:00:12]

Come to mama. 到妈妈这来呀 [00:00:18]

He's coming. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. 他来了,酷一点… [00:00:20]

-Nice hat. -Thanks. -帽子不错 -谢谢 [00:00:23]

-We should do something. Whistle. -I' m not whistling. -我们应该有所行动,吹口哨 -我不吹 [00:00:26]

Come on,do it! 来吧,吹! [00:00:28]

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. 吹.吹.吹 [00:00:30]

I can't believe you did that. 我不敢相信你居然这么干了 [00:00:37]

The One With Mrs. Bing 六人行 第1季 第11集 宾太太（钱德的母亲） [00:00:41]

-It's all my fault. -No,it's mine. -这都是我的错 -不,是我的错 [00:01:28]

Why did I whoo-hoo? 我为什么要“喔-呵”的叫呢? [00:01:30]

Was I hoping he'd turn around and say... 难道我期望,他回过头来然后说… [00:01:32]

... " I Iove that sound. I must have you now"? …“我喜欢那声音,我现在就要你”? [00:01:35]

I wish there was something we could do. 我只希望我们能帮上一点忙 [00:01:39]

Hello,coma guy. 你好,昏迷的帅哥 [00:01:44]

Get up,you Girl Scout! Up,up,up! 起来,你这少女侦察机! 起来!起来!起来! [00:01:47]

What are you doing? 菲比,你在干什么? [00:01:49]

Maybe nobody's tried this. 或许没人试过这一招 [00:01:51]

I wish we at Ieast knew his name. 希望至少能知道他的名字 [00:01:56]

I hate that they're calling him John Doe. 我讨厌他们叫他“某约翰”(无名氏) [00:01:58]

It's so sad. It's Iike he's a deer, a female deer. 这真让人伤心.感觉他像一只小鹿 一只小雌鹿 [00:02:01]

Oh,I was gonna stop. 喔,我就此打住 [00:02:05]

Look at that face. 瞧他这张脸 [00:02:09]

Even sleeping he Iooks smart. 即使他在昏迷中仍一副聪明样 [00:02:11]

Yeah,but the dents in his knuckles mean he's artistic. 你有看见他手关节上的凹凸? 那代表他有艺术气息 [00:02:13]

Okay. He's a Iawyer who teaches sculpting on the side. 他是个兼职教雕塑的律师 [00:02:17]

And he can dance. 而且他会跳舞 [00:02:22]

And he's the kind of guy who, when you're talking,he's Iistening... 他是那种静静听你讲话的人 [00:02:24]

... not saying," I understand "... 而不是说“我了解” [00:02:29]

... but really wondering what you Iook Iike naked. 却猜想着你裸体的样子 [00:02:31]

I wish all guys could be Iike him. 我希望男生都像他这样 [00:02:36]

You don't even know this guy. 你们甚至不认识这小伙 [00:02:47]

Are there no conscious men in the city for you two? 纽约难道没有适合你们的清醒男生? [00:02:49]

We feel kind of responsible. 我们觉得应该负起责任 [00:02:55]

I can't believe you said "whoo-hoo. " 我不敢相信你会“喔-呵” [00:02:58]

I don't even say "whoo-hoo. " 连我都不说“喔-呵” [00:03:01]

Oh,she's coming up. oh,她出现了 [00:03:03]

When we return,we 'll talk with the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. 稍后,我们将和永远引人人胜的 诺拉.泰勒.宾进行访谈 [00:03:05]

Don't watch this. Weekend at Bernie 's is on Showtime and HBO. 我们别看这个 电影台有许多好电影 [00:03:12]

No way. 不行,这怎么可以 [00:03:16]

-She's your mom. -Exactly. Weekend at Bernie 's. -她是你妈妈! -准确的说是.“柏尼斯之周末夜” [00:03:17]

Dead guy getting hit in the groin 20,30 times. 死人的腹股沟被打二,三十次 [00:03:21]

I gotta tell you, I Iove your mom's books. 钱德,我得告诉你 我爱你妈的书 [00:03:26]

I can't get on a plane without one. This is so cool. 飞机上没她的书陪伴,我会度日如年 她的书简直是酷毙了 [00:03:29]

You wouldn't think so if you were 1 1... 你无法想象当你11岁的时候 [00:03:32]

...and your friends were passing around page 79 of Mistress Bitch. 你的朋友们争相传阅 “情妇婊子”79页时的感觉 [00:03:35]

I remember page 79. 我记得第79页 [00:03:39]

The thing after the opera with the girl with the trick hip? 歌剧之后 和那个有可爱臀部的小姑娘的故事 [00:03:42]

I Iove your mom. I think she's a blast. 拜托,我爱你妈.她是第一流的 [00:03:49]

That's because she's not your mom. 这是因为她不是你妈妈 [00:03:52]

Oh,please. She's the 拜托 [00:03:54]

Hi,sweetie. 亲爱的 [00:03:55]

When did " Rigatoni " get back from Rome? 那个“波纹贝壳状通心粉(保罗的头发)” 什么时候从罗马回来的? [00:03:59]

-Last night. -Really? -昨晚 -真的? [00:04:03]

So,his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire? 难道,他的飞机没在空中炸成火球? [00:04:05]

Just a dream I had. 只是我做过的一个梦 [00:04:08]

But,phew! 但, 呼! [00:04:11]

Hey,she's on. 她出现了 [00:04:13]

Nora Bing. 诺拉宾 [00:04:17]

Your mom was arrested? 你妈被逮捕? [00:04:25]

I'm busy beaming with pride. 安静,我正感到无比的骄傲 [00:04:27]

This is kind of embarrassing... 说来有点难为情… [00:04:30]

...but occasionally,after I've been intimate with a man... …在我不经意和一个男人亲热后 [00:04:33]

Why would she say that's embarrassing? 她怎会说难为情? [00:04:37]

...I just get this craving for kung pao chicken. …我非常想吃宫保鸡丁 [00:04:40]

That's too much information. 透露太多了! [00:04:43]

Needless to say,he got a huge tip. 不必说,他当然有一个大家伙 [00:04:49]

Oh,God,I Iove her! oh,上帝,我爱她! [00:04:56]

I think I' m having a stroke. 我想我很有节奏感 [00:04:58]

So how is your book tour going? 现在你正为新书做宣传,情况如何? [00:05:02]

Oh,fine. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow,which I hate. 还不错,明天我将前往纽约 其实我不喜欢纽约 [00:05:05]

But I get to see my son,who I love. 我的儿子住那儿,我爱他 [00:05:09]

This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone. 这就是我了解这个的方式. 而大多数母亲只会透过电话这么说 [00:05:13]

Don 't take this wrong,I just don 't see you as a mom. 别会错意,只是我看不出你已为人母 [00:05:17]

-I don 't mean that bad. -Oh,no. I'm a fabulous mom. -我绝对没有恶意 -不,我是个很前卫的母亲 [00:05:21]

I bought my son his first condoms. 我儿子的第一个保险套,是我买给他的 [00:05:26]

And then he burst into flames. 然后他就欲火焚身 [00:05:34]

Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit-reduction bill. 国会正讨论新削减预算赤字法案 [00:05:45]

The mayor wants to raise subway fares. The high today was 45. 市长想再度提高地铁票价 今天最高气温是45度 [00:05:50]

And teams played sports. 还有各球队正在比赛 [00:05:55]

What about GIen? 格伦如何? [00:06:24]

He could be a GIen. 可以叫他格伦 [00:06:26]

Not special enough. 不,还不够特别 [00:06:27]

How about Agamemnon? 阿伽门农(荷马史诗英雄)怎么样? [00:06:30]

Way too special. 太特别了 [00:06:32]

I'm famished. What do I want? 我饿死了,我想吃什么呢? [00:06:42]

PIease,God,don't Iet it be kung pao chicken. 拜托,别又是宫保鸡丁 [00:06:45]

I think you need to come out of your shell. 我觉得你应该更放开一些… [00:06:52]

What is this dive? 为何选在这种二流餐厅? [00:06:57]

Only you could've picked this place. 只有你才会选这种地方 [00:06:59]

Come on. Shut up. It's fun. Give me a hug. 闭嘴,这样满不错的 来,抱一个 [00:07:02]

I heard about the divorce. Lesbian,huh? 我听说了离婚的事情了.女同性恋? [00:07:06]

Well,you know what they say: Be careful what you wish for. 你知道他们总是说:“要小心你内心希望的.” [00:07:10]

-I think we' re ready for some tequila. -I know I am. -我想我们可以喝点龙舌酒了 -我知道我可以 [00:07:18]

-Who's doing shots? -Hit me. -谁要来一杯 -我要 [00:07:21]

There you go. Ross? 这是你的,罗斯? [00:07:23]

I' m not really a shot-drinking kind of guy. 我不喝酒 [00:07:25]

Hi. Sorry we' re Iate. 抱歉,我们迟到了 [00:07:27]

We kind of just,you know, Iost track of time. 我们有点忘了时间 [00:07:29]

But a man can change. 男人可以改变 [00:07:35]

Anyone want me to appraise anything? 有人要我评价任何事物吗? [00:07:43]

Well,I' m gonna go to tinker-town. 我要去补锅镇 [00:07:56]

Mrs. Bing,I've read everything you've written. 宾太太,我拜读过你所有的大作 [00:07:59]

Oh,please. If I can do it,anybody can. 别这么说,我能办到大家都能办到 [00:08:07]

Start with half a dozen European cities... 你只需先描述半打欧洲城市 [00:08:10]

...throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia... 以委婉语形容男性生殖器 [00:08:12]

...and you've got yourself a book. 这样就能写成一本书了 [00:08:15]

My mother,Iadies and gentlemen. 各位,我母亲 [00:08:19]

-You okay,slugger? -Oh,yeah. I' m fine. -你还好吧,猛男? -我还好 [00:08:29]

What is with you tonight? 你今晚怎么了? [00:08:45]

Nothing. Nothing,nothing. 没什么 [00:08:47]

Okay,thank you. 谢谢 [00:08:50]

It's the Italian hand-Iicker,isn't it? 是因为那个意大利舔手男? [00:08:55]

No. It's the one he's Iicking. 不,是因为被他舔的人 [00:08:58]

She's supposed to be with you. 她应该和你在一起 [00:09:01]

You' re good. 你真行 [00:09:04]

I have sold 1 00 million copies of my books,and you know why? 罗斯,我卖出上亿本的书 知道为什么吗? [00:09:06]

The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? 因为封面上的辣妹露两点? [00:09:11]

No,because I know how to write men that women fall in Iove with. 不,因为我知道该如何描写让女人陷入爱河的男人 [00:09:16]

I cannot sell a Paolo. 相信我,保罗没有卖点 [00:09:22]

People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo. 没人有兴趣翻325页看保罗的 [00:09:24]

Come on. The guy's a secondary character. 他不过是个二等货 [00:09:27]

He's just a complication you eventually kill off. 不过是最后被你终结的纠葛 [00:09:31]

When? 什么时候? [00:09:35]

He's not a hero. 他不是主角 [00:09:39]

You know who our hero is? 知道我们的最佳男主角是谁? [00:09:42]

The guy on the cover with his nipples showing? 露两点的猛男? [00:09:44]

No,it's you. 是你啊 [00:09:47]

Come on. You' re smart. You' re sexy. 你既聪明又性感 [00:09:50]

-Right. -Yes,you are. -真的 -是呀 [00:09:53]

The fact that you don't think you are makes you sexier. 事实是,你不认为自己比以前更性感了 [00:09:55]

Come on,kiddo. You' re gonna be fine,believe me. 你会走出阴霾的,相信我 [00:09:59]

Is Chandler here? 钱德在吗 [00:10:34]

Wait. Come here. 等等.过来 [00:10:35]

Okay,about Iast night... ok,关于昨天晚上 [00:10:38]

...you know... 你知道的 [00:10:41]

... Chandler,you didn't tell.... 钱德,你没有告诉他吧 [00:10:42]

We don't need to tell Chandler. It was just a kiss. No big deal,right? 因为我想不需告诉他 只是个吻,没什么大不了的 [00:10:44]

Right. No big deal. 对,没什么大不了的 [00:10:49]

In bizarro world. 在疯狂世界中才叫没什么 [00:10:51]

You broke the code. 你违反规定 [00:10:56]

-What code? -You don't kiss your friend's mom. -什么规定? -不能亲朋友母亲的规定 [00:10:57]

Sisters are okay. Maybe a hot-Iooking aunt. 姐妹还可以 火辣的姑妈,或许也行 [00:11:00]

But not a mom. Never a mom. 母亲不行,绝对不行 [00:11:04]

What are you guys doing out here? 你们在外面干什么? [00:11:09]

Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. 乔和我说过要早起去打回力球 [00:11:12]

But apparently somebody overslept. 显然有人睡过头 [00:11:17]

Well,you don't have your racquet. 对,你没带球? [00:11:22]

No. No,I don't because it's being restrung. 不,我的拍子拿去换线了 [00:11:24]

Somebody was supposed to bring me one. 有人应该帮我准备一支拍子 [00:11:27]

Well,you didn't call and Ieave your grip size. 是吗?你没说握把的尺寸 [00:11:30]

You guys are spending way too much time together. 你们俩真会浪费时间 [00:11:35]

I' m scum. I' m scum. 好吧,我是人渣,我是人渣 [00:11:41]

-How could you Iet this happen? -I don't know. -罗斯,你怎能让这种事发生? -我也不知道 [00:11:43]

It's not Iike she's a regular mom. 她不像是一般的妈妈 [00:11:46]

She's sexy. She's.... 她很性感 [00:11:48]

You don't think my mom's sexy? 你认为我妈不性感? [00:11:50]

I'II have you know,GIoria T ribbiani was a handsome woman in her day. 我妈当年也是美得吓吓叫 [00:11:56]

You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? 你认为生7个小孩是件容易的事? [00:12:02]

Okay,I think we're getting into a weird area here. 我们愈谈愈离谱了 [00:12:07]

What are you doing here? 你们在这儿干什么? [00:12:12]

Not playing racquetball. 不是打回力球 [00:12:15]

-He forgot to Ieave his grip size. -He didn't get the goggles. -他忘了告诉我握把尺寸 -他没带护目镜 [00:12:19]

Sounds Iike you two have issues. 你们似乎有点争执 [00:12:25]

Goodbye,baby. 再见,宝贝 [00:12:31]

Do they wait for me to do this? 他们在等我做这件事? [00:12:35]

-Are you gonna tell him? -Why would I tell him? -你到底要不要告诉他? -为何要告诉他? [00:12:43]

If you don't,his mother might. 如果你不说他妈或许会 [00:12:46]

What are you guys doing here? 你们在这儿干什么? [00:12:50]

He's not even wearing a jock strap. 他没穿护裆 [00:12:53]

What did I ask? 我刚问什么? [00:13:01]

What are you doing here? 你在这儿干什么? [00:13:17]

Nothing. I just thought I'd stop by,you know,after... 没事,我只是顺路… 我被那个,你知道的,就是那个 [00:13:19]

...that I,you know. 那个,我,你知道的 [00:13:23]

So,what are you doing here? 你来这儿干什么? [00:13:24]

I' m not really here. 我不是专程来此 [00:13:27]

I just thought I'd drop these off on the way. My way. 只是顺路拿这些过来 [00:13:29]

Do you come here a Iot... 你常自己来? [00:13:36]

...without me? 一个人来? [00:13:40]

No,no,no. 没有 [00:13:41]

Do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? 你认为他早上好点没? [00:13:46]

How would I know? I wasn't here. 我怎会知道?我又没来 [00:13:51]

Really? Not even to change his pajamas? 真的?也没替他换睡衣? [00:13:54]

Oh,my God. 我的天 [00:14:02]

You're my friend. I had to tell you. 你是我朋友,我得告诉你 [00:14:03]

I can't believe it. 我简直不敢相信 [00:14:06]

Paolo kissed my mom? 保罗亲了我妈? [00:14:09]

I don't know if you noticed, but he drank a Iot. 对,我不知道你是否注意到 他喝了很多酒 [00:14:11]

I mean,you know how he gets 他酒醉的模样你也见识过 [00:14:15]

I can't do this. I did it. 我办不到…是我 [00:14:19]

It was me. I' m sorry. I kissed your mom. 抱歉,是我亲了你妈 [00:14:21]

What? 什么? [00:14:24]

I was upset about Rachel and I had too much tequila,and Nora... 瑞秋和保罗的事令我很沮丧 我想我是喝太多龙舌酒,诺拉 [00:14:26]

... Mrs. Mom,your Bing,was... 诺拉,妈妈太太,宾 [00:14:31]

... being nice. But nothing happened. 你的宾对我很体贴 但没发生什么事 [00:14:35]

Nothing. Ask Joey. 什么都没有,可以问乔伊 [00:14:37]

-Joey came in -You knew about this? -乔依刚好走进来 -你知道这件事? [00:14:39]

You know,knowledge is a tricky thing. 知识是很狡猾的 [00:14:42]

Why didn't you tell me? 你为何没告诉我? [00:14:45]

You're Iucky I caught them,or else who knows what would've happened? 他们被我逮到算你幸运 不然后果可不堪设想 [00:14:48]

Thanks,man. Big help. 谢了,老兄,大忙一个 [00:14:52]

What the hell were you thinking? 你到底在想什么? [00:14:54]

I wasn't. I don't know. I 我没有…我不知道 [00:14:56]

No one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you. 我和我妈之间的鸟事 朋友中属你最清楚了 [00:14:59]

-I know. -I can't believe you did this. -我知道 -我无法相信你会做这种事 [00:15:02]

-Me neither. -I' m mad at you too. -我也无法相信 -我也对你很生气 [00:15:05]

-Why are you mad at me? -Let me slam the door. -为什么生我的气? -让我用力关门吧 [00:15:07]

I didn't kiss her. See what happens when you break the code? 钱德,我没亲她, 违反规定就是这种下场 [00:15:11]

"A Woman Undone, by Rachel IKaren Greene. " “丢脸的女人”瑞秋凯伦格林 [00:15:29]

I thought I'd give it a shot. I'm on the first chapter. 对,我想尝试一下,我仍在写第一章 [00:15:32]

Do you think his "Iove stick" can be "Iiberated from its denim prison"? 你认为他“粗棉布监牢”中的“爱棒” 能获得解放吗? [00:15:36]

Yeah,I'd say so. 我想可以吧 [00:15:42]

And there's no "J " in "engorged. " 我也这么认为,另外你拼错词了 [00:15:45]

-You going to the hospital tonight? -No. You? -你今晚要去医院吗? -没有,你呢? [00:15:53]

No. You? 没有,你呢? [00:15:56]

You just asked me. 你刚问过了 [00:16:00]

Maybe it was a trick question. 好吧,或许这是个圈套 [00:16:03]

I am so hot. 我好兴奋 [00:16:11]

Here's my mom and dad on their wedding day. 这是我爸妈在婚礼时照的 [00:16:14]

-I can't believe this conversation. -Just try to picture her not pregnant. -没想到我们会谈论这个 -就试着想像她没挺着大肚子 [00:16:22]

Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay. 中央公园很荣幸为各位介绍 菲比鲍费小姐 [00:16:29]

Thanks. 谢谢 [00:16:34]

I'd Iike to start with a song about a man I recently met... 这首歌是有关个我刚认识的男生 [00:16:38]

...who's come to be very important to me. 他已成为我生命中重要的男人 [00:16:43]

You don 't have to be awake To be my man 你无须醒来当我的男人 [00:16:51]

Long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand 只要你一息尚存 我就会在一旁守候 [00:16:57]

Though we just met the other day 虽然我们相遇不久 [00:17:03]

There 's something I have got to say 我想说… [00:17:06]

Thank you very much. I' m gonna take a short break. 谢谢各位,我得休息一下 [00:17:10]

That was Phoebe Buffay,everybody. 我们感谢菲比小姐 [00:17:16]

-What the hell was that? -Phoebe just started -她在搞什么东西? -菲比刚… [00:17:20]

I was talking to Joey. AII right,there,mother-kisser? 我是和乔伊讲话,亲我妈妈的人 [00:17:23]

" Mother-kisser. " 亲妈妈的人 [00:17:32]

I'II shut up. 我闭嘴 [00:17:35]

I know you' re still mad at me... 我知道你仍在生我的气 [00:17:37]

... but there were two people there that night. 我只想说那一夜有两个人 [00:17:40]

-There were two sets of Iips. -I expect this from her. -两双嘴唇 -是哦,我希望她亲口告诉我 [00:17:43]

She's always been a Freudian nightmare. 她一直都是个佛洛依德梦魇 [00:17:46]

Then why don't you say something? 你为何不找她谈谈? [00:17:49]

Because it's complicated. It's complex. 因为太复杂了,这是个情结 [00:17:52]

You kissed my mom. 你亲了我妈 [00:17:56]

We' re rehearsing a Greek play. 我们正在排练希腊剧 [00:18:01]

That's funny. Are we done now? 真幽默,排练完没? [00:18:05]

You mean you' re not gonna tell her how you feel? 还没,你不找她谈? 不说出你的感受? [00:18:07]

Just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom... 别因为你亲过她 [00:18:10]

Okay. "You can't"? Or you can't? 到底是能还是不能? [00:18:17]

Okay,that's my finger. 我的手指 [00:18:21]

Okay,that's my knee. 我的膝盖 [00:18:22]

Still doing the play. 还在排练 [00:18:25]

What did you do with him? 你对他怎么了? [00:18:35]

-You're awake. -Look at you. -你醒了 -你瞧你 [00:18:41]

How do you feel? 感觉如何? [00:18:43]

A Iittle woozy,but basically okay. 头有点晕,基本上还行 [00:18:45]

Gosh,you Iook good. 你的气色好极了 [00:18:47]

I feel good. 我感觉好极了 [00:18:50]

Who are you? 你们是谁? [00:18:52]

-Sorry. -I'm Phoebe. -对不起 -我叫菲比 [00:18:54]

I' m Monica. I've been caring for you. 我叫摩妮卡 我一直在照顾你 [00:18:56]

We both have. 我们一直在照顾你 [00:18:59]

-The Etch A Sketch is from you? -Actually,me. -蚀刻艺术是你们送的? -其实只有我一个 [00:19:00]

-I got you the foot massager. -I shaved you. -我替你做脚底按摩 -知道是谁帮你刮胡子的吗?是我 [00:19:03]

-I read to you. -I sang. -我念书给你听 -我唱歌给你听 [00:19:06]

Well,thanks. 谢了 [00:19:11]

-Oh,my pleasure. -You' re welcome. -我的荣幸 -没关系 [00:19:12]

So I guess I'II see you around. 我想那就再见了 [00:19:15]

What? That's it? 什么?就这样? [00:19:19]

"See you around "? 再见? [00:19:21]

-What do you want me to say? -I don't know. -不然要我说什么? -我不知道 [00:19:23]

Maybe... 或许 [00:19:26]

... "That was nice. " 该说你们真好 [00:19:28]

" It meant something to me. " 向我表白吧 [00:19:29]

" I'II call you. " 我会打电话给你们的 [00:19:32]

-Okay. I'II call you. -I don't think you mean that. -好吧,我会打的 -一点诚意都没有 [00:19:35]

This is so typical. 男生都这样 [00:19:41]

You know,we give and we give... 我们付出,付出 [00:19:44]

...and we give. 不断的付出 [00:19:47]

And we just get nothing back. 却得不到任何回报 [00:19:48]

And then one day,you wake up, and it's,"See you around. " 有一天他醒来却只说再见 [00:19:51]

Let's go,Phoebe. 走吧菲比 [00:19:57]

You know what? We thought you were different. 知道吗?我们以为你与众不同 [00:20:00]

But I guess it was just the coma. 我想这只是昏迷的缘故 [00:20:04]

Autographed. And give you a goodbye kiss. 有我的亲笔签名.来一个吻别 [00:20:21]

Here's the kiss, here's the goodbye.... 这是一个吻 这是告别… [00:20:25]

-Anything you want from Lisbon? -Just knowing you' re there is enough. -需要我在里斯本帮你买什么吗? -不需要,知道你要去就够了 [00:20:28]

AII right. Well,be good. I Iove you. 好吧,要乖哦,我爱你 [00:20:33]

You kissed my best Ross. 你亲了我最好的罗斯 [00:20:39]

Or something to that effect. 好像说错了,反正差不多 [00:20:44]

Look,it was stupid. 好吧,我做了蠢事 [00:20:52]

-Really stupid. -Really stupid. -愚蠢至极 -愚蠢至极 [00:20:55]

I don't even know how it happened. 我也不知道是怎么发生的 [00:20:59]

I' m sorry,honey. I promise it will never happen again. 抱歉,孩子,我保证不会再发生这种事 [00:21:02]

Really,really stupid. 真的愚蠢至极 [00:21:07]

Really,really stupid. 真的,真的愚蠢之极 [00:21:09]

-Are we okay now? -Yeah. -你感觉好点吗? -是的 [00:21:12]

No. 不 [00:21:15]

The forbidden Iove of a man and his door. 男人与门之间禁忌的爱 [00:21:22]

He told her off. And not just about the kiss. 他说了,不只是亲吻的事 一切都说出来了 [00:21:27]

You're kidding? 你在开玩笑? [00:21:30]

He said,"When are you gonna start being a mom? " 他说你何时才能成熟 开始当个妈? [00:21:31]

Then she said: 等等,她回答说 [00:21:35]

"The question is,when are you gonna realize I have a bomb? " 你何时才能长大了解 我是个性感女郎? [00:21:36]

Are you sure she didn't say: 等等,你确定她不是说 [00:21:43]

"When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom? " 你何时才能长大了解 我是你妈? [00:21:45]

-That makes more sense. -You think? -这样比较合理 -你也这样认为? [00:21:52]

What's going on now? 现在情况怎么样? [00:21:56]

I don't know. I've been standing here spelling it out for you. 我不知道.我一直在这儿说给你听 [00:21:58]

I don't hear anything. Wait. 我什么都听不到,等等… [00:22:04]

What do you see? 你看见什么? [00:22:06]

It's hard to tell. They're tiny and upside down. 很难说,他们好小而且上下颠倒 [00:22:07]

Wait,wait,wait. 等等，等等 [00:22:10]

They're walking away. They're walking away. 他们走过来,他们走过去 [00:22:11]

No,they' re not. They' re coming right at us. Run! 不,不是.他们走过来了,快逃 [00:22:15]

-Are you okay,kiddo? -Yeah,I' m okay. -你还好吧,孩子? -还好 [00:22:21]

AII right. You be good. 希望都好 [00:22:24]

Drive safe. 小心开车 [00:22:26]

-Mrs. Bing. -Mr. Geller. -你好,宾太太 -你好,盖勒 [00:22:29]

You mean that? 你当真? [00:22:41]

Yeah,why not? 对,有何不可? [00:22:43]

So I told her. 我告诉她了 [00:22:47]

-How did it go? -Awful. Awful. -情况怎么样? -简直是可笑到了极点 [00:22:49]

Couldn't have gone worse. 没有比这更糟糕的啦 [00:22:51]

-Well,how do you feel? -Pretty good. -感觉怎样 -不错 [00:22:54]

I told her. 我告诉她了 [00:22:59]

Well,see? 瞧,看到没有? [00:23:00]

So maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, me kissing your mom,huh? 或许我亲你妈不是个馊主意… [00:23:02]

But we don't have to go down that road. 我们不必继续往下说了吧 [00:23:07]

This is just the first chapter... 这只是第一章 [00:23:16]

...and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay? 我要大家坦白的意见 [00:23:18]

And on page two,he's not reaching for her " heaving beasts. " 在第二页中 他的手没伸向她那灰尖挺的双峰 [00:23:24]

She could have heaving beasts. 她本来可以有尖挺的双峰 [00:23:29]

Right,but in this case she doesn't. 好吧,在这里她没有 [00:23:32]

What's a " niffle"? 什么是“如头”? [00:23:36]

You can usually find them on the heaving beasts. 通常在双峰上可以找到 [00:23:37]

Okay,so I' m not a great typist. 好吧…算我不会打字 [00:23:42]

Did you get to the part about his "huge,throbbing pens"? 看到这里没有“他那巨大,颤动的笔” [00:23:45]

You don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those. 他用那支笔时你不会想在场的 [00:23:49]

That's it. Give them back. 够了,还我… [00:23:54]