所属专辑:It’s the Hits 2010, Vol. 16
时长: 04:22
If I Had $1,000,000 (Originally Performed By Barenaked Ladies)(Tribute Version) - New Tribute Kings[00:00:00]
If I Had a Million Dollars[00:00:26]
If I had a million dollars[00:00:29]
Well I'd buy you a house I'd buy you a house[00:00:32]
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:00:37]
I'd buy you furniture for your house[00:00:43]
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman[00:00:46]
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:00:50]
Well I'd buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile[00:00:56]
And if I had a million dollars,[00:01:01]
I'd buy your love[00:01:05]
If I had a million dollars I'd[00:01:13]
Build a tree-fort in our yard[00:01:17]
If I had a million dollars you could[00:01:19]
Help, it wouldn't be that hard[00:01:23]
If I had a million dollars maybe we could[00:01:25]
Put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.[00:01:28]
“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”[00:01:31]
“Like open the fridge and stuff,[00:01:33]
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like[00:01:35]
Little pre-wrapped sausages and things.[00:01:37]
They have pre-wrapped sausages but[00:01:40]
They don't have pre-wrapped bacon.”[00:01:41]
“Well can you blame them?”[00:01:43]
“Yeah.”[00:01:45]
If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:01:46]
Well I'd buy you a fur coat but[00:01:52]
Not a real fur coat, that's cruel[00:01:55]
And if I had a million dollars[00:01:58]
If I had a million dollars[00:02:01]
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet[00:02:04]
Yep, like a llama or an emu[00:02:07]
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:02:10]
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's[00:02:16]
Remains all them crazy elephant bones[00:02:19]
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love[00:02:22]
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't[00:02:34]
Have to walk to the store[00:02:37]
If I had a million dollars we'd take a[00:02:40]
Limousine 'cause it costs more[00:02:43]
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner[00:02:46]
“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”[00:02:52]
“Of course we would, we'd just eat more.”[00:02:53]
“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”[00:02:56]
“That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”[00:02:58]
If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:03:07]
Wel I'd buy you a green dress but not[00:03:13]
A real green dress that's cruel[00:03:16]
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:03:19]
Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel[00:03:25]
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:03:31]
Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't[00:03:37]
You always wanted a monkey?![00:03:41]
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love[00:03:42]
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars[00:03:54]
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars[00:04:00]
If I had a million dollars… I'd be rich![00:04:06]