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Merry Christmas From The Family - Rosie O'Donnell[00:00:00]
Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our christmas party[00:01:50]
We was drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog[00:01:59]
Little sister brought her new boyfriend[00:02:07]
He was a mexican[00:02:12]
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang[00:02:16]
Feliz navidad feliz navidad[00:02:21]
Brother ken brought his kids with him[00:02:33]
The three from his first wife lynn[00:02:37]
And the two identical twins from his second wife mary nell[00:02:41]
Of course he brought his new wife kay[00:02:51]
Who talks all about aa[00:02:55]
Chainsmoking while the stereo plays noel noel[00:02:58]
The first noel[00:03:05]
Carve the turkey[00:03:11]
Turn the ball game on[00:03:12]
It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone[00:03:15]
Send somebody to the quickpak store[00:03:20]
We need some ice and an extension cord[00:03:24]
A bag of lemons and some diet rites[00:03:28]
A box of tampons some marlboro lights[00:03:32]
Hallelujah everybody say cheese[00:03:36]
Merry christmas from the family[00:03:40]
Fred and rita drove from harlingen[00:04:01]
I can't remember how i'm kin to them[00:04:05]
But when they tried to plug their motor home in[00:04:10]
They blew our christmas lights[00:04:13]
Cousin david knew just what went wrong[00:04:18]
So we all waited out on our front lawn[00:04:22]
He threw a breaker and the lights came on[00:04:26]
And we sang silent night silent night oh holy night[00:04:30]
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on[00:04:44]
Make bloody mary's[00:04:48]
Cause we all want one[00:04:49]
Send somebody to the stop go[00:04:52]
We need some celery and a can of fake snow[00:04:55]
A bag of lemons and some diet sprite[00:05:00]
A box of midol some salem lights[00:05:04]
Halleluja everybody say cheese[00:05:08]
Merry christmas from the family[00:05:12]
Feliz navidad[00:05:25]