所属专辑:Dead Serious
歌手: Das EFX
时长: 04:08
Klap Ya Handz (LP Version) - Das EFX[00:00:00]
Well uh is macaroni and cheese[00:00:09]
Before I start I gots ta umm fart no I gots ta uh sneeze[00:00:12]
Not I gotcha trippin yippity-doo-da-day[00:00:14]
Shucks I'm makin' bucks so umm hip-hip-hooray and then some[00:00:17]
Cos I'm a powsy wowsy ace boom coon[00:00:20]
So shout "Wa-bap-a-loo-ba-bawa-bam-boom "[00:00:22]
Drayx up for sure dang now that I'm flexed[00:00:24]
My a-EFX'll quote when the bridge fell down[00:00:26]
And I'ma good ship with the lollipop[00:00:29]
Left town so yiggity-yack you booga-loo black[00:00:31]
Oki doki oopsy Daisy cos I'm Krayzie like that[00:00:34]
But it's the cat got snuffed or Mr Red and his crew[00:00:36]
So roll a spliff and rub-a-dub and then ya make beef stew[00:00:39]
Troop I got the hoolahoop baby woop dooby-doo[00:00:41]
Lassie boy you made a mess now go and get the pooper scoop[00:00:43]
Oops I wibble-wobble-wobble-wee while I make[00:00:46]
But hocus-pocus and yippy-yi-yo yay for Dray and [00:00:49]
Klap your hands now[00:00:51]
Klap your hands now[00:00:54]
Klap your hands now[00:00:56]
Bon voyage look out below cos umm[00:01:00]
I got my socks on the popcorn the Hubba Bubba yep gum[00:01:03]
Skippity bum you think I don't know the time[00:01:06]
Well it's half-past a cow's a** and I'm a real bad a**[00:01:08]
Yeah shitty-bang-boom-bang yo who rang [00:01:11]
Abra-cadabra jimminy crickets set the wrists to my slang[00:01:13]
I got the knights all sniffin sneezing yes[00:01:15]
Stuffy-head called for and fever sow you to rest[00:01:17]
Tight rhymes catch the fever for the flavor of a spliff[00:01:20]
Or a Uzi be careful who you choose could choose a Marvin choose a ship[00:01:23]
Lickity split cos flippity-lips can sink ships[00:01:26]
And yo a sandwich isn't a snadwich without the miracle whip[00:01:27]
In the morning yawning as I stand for group check[00:01:30]
To back up I slap up r-r-rut put you're boo deck[00:01:32]
Yep so what the heck you gives rhymes like a cheque[00:01:35]
Because the A is for apple the J is for 'ja back to book bets'[00:01:37]
And then S-K-double O-Be on mansel[00:01:40]
So if ya happy and ya know it klap your hands[00:01:41]
Well uhh woopty doody abba doozy it's time[00:01:54]
I'm on the yabber dabber scribber scrabber shimmy sham flam[00:01:56]
So heavens-to-Betsy golly wolly gee whiz[00:01:59]
My lickity split got splat the diddly squat was hot[00:02:01]
Oh yeah dapper doodly do you don't know Mr Magoo [00:02:03]
You heard I'm loco well yo I'm despicable too[00:02:06]
So umm hi ho Silver and away we go[00:02:09]
The Lone Ranger got pissed and shot Tonto in his toes so[00:02:11]
Holy toledo cowabunga what gives[00:02:13]
I heard you shot my borough til blow at twins[00:02:15]
The name farmer's up in me need no give me no more[00:02:18]
Cos that soul lock ya stands I can't stands no more[00:02:21]
So zippity doo da day woops I gots stuff[00:02:23]
See I'm sneaky freaky peaky plus I'm chock full of nuts[00:02:25]
But yo I am enjoyed for the clamp in his chest[00:02:28]
So hey how much wood could a woodchuck chuck [00:02:30]
If a woodchuck could chuck f**k you know the rest[00:02:33]
So seizin it seizin it seizin it I shall[00:02:35]
Cos it's the Krayzie Drayzie wit the Books that's my pal and[00:02:38]
A diggity-cap my slipp'ry style is [00:02:50]
I got the mics the back pop crackle and snap[00:02:52]
And all that me and a gang of PING PING bang zoomer[00:02:54]
To freak ya outcha sneakers and knock your granny outta roomers[00:02:57]
Yo some say I'm Brooklyn bomber some say Brooklyn boop[00:03:00]
But don't consider me as no follower no runner or no poop[00:03:02]
But just rock a by rock a by booboo[00:03:04]
Let your fingers do the walking hey I'm talking yoohoo[00:03:06]
Can ya can ya hear me Checka checka 1-2[00:03:09]
Aiyo sit Booboo sit sh*t cos I'm the one who[00:03:12]
Kick a rhyme in singular so son you're used to it[00:03:14]
Cos Poof the Magic Dragon I'll kick a rhyme in duplicate[00:03:17]
Or triplicate can't forget my boogaloo big jaw[00:03:20]
Um listen everyone as I kick the jigsaw[00:03:22]
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter I[00:03:24]
Crooked letter crooked letter I hump back[00:03:27]
Hump back I you can't touch I[00:03:29]
Cos I's gots dem and dem is bound to make ya[00:03:31]