《The Biggest Aspidistra In The World》歌词

歌曲： The Biggest Aspidistra In The World

所属专辑：Wartime Favourites

歌手： Gracie Fields

时长： 02:37

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The Biggest Aspidistra In The World - Gracie Fields[00:00:00]

Written by：Tessie Shea[00:00:03]

For years we had an aspidistra[00:00:07]

In a flower pot[00:00:11]

On the whatnot near the 'atstand in the 'all[00:00:14]

It didn't seem to grow[00:00:18]

'Til one day our brother Joe[00:00:20]

Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall[00:00:23]

So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree[00:00:27]

And he's planted it against the garden wall[00:00:32]

It shot up[00:00:37]

Like a rocket[00:00:38]

'Til it's nearly reached the sky[00:00:39]

It's the[00:00:42]

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We couldn't see the top of it[00:00:47]

It got so bloomin' high[00:00:49]

It's the[00:00:51]

Biggest aspidistra in the world[00:00:52]

When father's had a snoot full at his pub[00:00:56]

The bunch of grapes[00:00:59]

He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes[00:01:02]

No you'll find him in his bear skin playing tarzan of the[00:01:06]

Apes[00:01:10]

Of the[00:01:11]

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The tom cats and their muggage love to[00:01:17]

Spend their evenings out[00:01:19]

Up the[00:01:21]

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They all begin meowing[00:01:26]

When the buds begin to sprout[00:01:28]

From the[00:01:30]

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The dogs all come around for miles[00:01:35]

A lovely sight to see[00:01:38]

They sniff around for hours and hours and wag[00:01:40]

Their tails with glee[00:01:43]

So I've had to put a notice up to say[00:01:45]

It's not a tree[00:01:48]

It's the[00:01:49]

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The brothers and the army[00:01:55]

Is in the home defense[00:01:58]

With the[00:02:00]

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The coronel said that stopping now will stop[00:02:05]

The big advance[00:02:08]

With the[00:02:09]

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When going sees it from afar you said with his own crowd[00:02:14]

Young Joe has got his blood dock[00:02:19]

All will soon be over now[00:02:22]

But there going to splinter head lift from the very highest spout[00:02:24]

Of the[00:02:29]

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