歌手: joe diffie
时长: 03:21
I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That - Joe Diffie[00:00:01]
I'm not a wealthy man don't pay for my suntan[00:00:13]
I work out in the heat and the cold[00:00:16]
Sometimes I'd like to be the big bad wolf[00:00:19]
Instead of just another sheep in the fold[00:00:22]
I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinkin' dollar[00:00:25]
Cry about a luxury tax[00:00:29]
They won't let him write off his little eighty foot yacht[00:00:31]
I'd like to have a problem like that[00:00:35]
Oh I'd like to have a problem like that[00:00:39]
Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac [00:00:42]
Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back [00:00:46]
I'd like to have a problem like that[00:00:49]
I saw a celebrity talkin' on the TV[00:00:59]
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise[00:01:02]
He's seein' Sheila and Bambi Linda and Candy[00:01:04]
Burnin' both ends of his fuse[00:01:08]
He said he's suffocatin' needs a vacation[00:01:11]
He can't find time to relax from all the kissin'[00:01:14]
And huggin' the sweet talk and lovin'[00:01:18]
I'd like to have a problem like that[00:01:20]
Oh I'd like to have a problem like that[00:01:25]
Be a one-man woman jugglin' act[00:01:28]
How many can you keep in the air before you lose track [00:01:31]
I'd like to have a problem like that[00:01:36]
I'd like to be too rich I'd to be too thin[00:01:50]
I'd like to be too young I'd like to be too in[00:01:53]
Should I kiss and tell and write a book on my life [00:01:57]
How much can I get for the movie rights [00:02:00]
Oh I'd like to have a problem like that[00:02:03]
Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack[00:02:07]
Should I drag 'em through court or tell 'em to kiss my fax [00:02:11]
I'd like to have a problem like that[00:02:16]
Give me those problems[00:02:21]
I think that I could solve 'em[00:02:22]
I'd like to have a problem like that[00:02:24]
Sure would like to have a problem like that[00:02:45]
Don't know what they're whining about[00:02:58]
Let them get out here and [Incomprehensible[00:03:05]