《Bizarre Christmas Incident(Explicit)》歌词

歌手： Ben Folds

时长： 02:23

Bizarre Christmas Incident - Ben Folds (本·佛尔兹)[00:00:00]

Written by：Ben Folds[00:00:01]

Christmas Eve I didn't get much sleep[00:00:25]

I kept hearing things[00:00:32]

Heavy breathing from the chimney[00:00:35]

Who could it be[00:00:38]

In the morning[00:00:55]

I couldn't believe my eyes[00:00:58]

A whale of a corpe with a long white beard[00:01:02]

Was dangling over the fire[00:01:06]

Oh Santa he's a big fat f**k[00:01:08]

Went down the chimney got his fat a** stuck[00:01:12]

Oh honey call the lawyers fast[00:01:16]

'Cause Mrs Clause is gonna sue my a**[00:01:19]

Hey hey hey[00:01:23]

I gotta tell you folks[00:01:39]

He wasn't wearin' no clothes[00:01:42]

He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil[00:01:45]

From his back down to his toes[00:01:49]

While I was talking to the cops outside[00:01:53]

The dog was lickin' Crisco off of his thighs[00:01:56]

They hauled him away in a double wide[00:02:00]

What a sad sad way to die[00:02:04]

Hey hey hey[00:02:07]

Santa he's a big fat f**k[00:02:08]

Went down the chimney got his fat a** stuck[00:02:11]

Oh honey call the lawyers fast[00:02:15]

Mrs Claus is gonna sue our a**[00:02:19]

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