《The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid》歌词

歌曲： The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid

所属专辑：Brilliant Songs

歌手： Bing Crosby

时长： 03:10

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The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid - Bing Crosby (本·考斯比)[00:00:00]

As your genial host may i offer a toast[00:00:07]

To the wine buying guest on my right[00:00:11]

Hooray for the wine buyer[00:00:14]

Yes drag out the cooking sherry[00:00:15]

For the old colonel[00:00:17]

May his bank account grow[00:00:18]

Heavy laden with dough[00:00:21]

May he spend it in here every night[00:00:23]

Every night[00:00:26]

Seeing this night in its glory[00:00:30]

You people so loyal so true[00:00:33]

Puts me in mind of a story[00:00:37]

Tell us about it pray do[00:00:42]

The people in the ballroom[00:00:49]

Were stuffy and arty[00:00:50]

So i began to get just a little bit frayed[00:00:52]

I sneaked into the kitchen i dug me a party[00:00:55]

The waiter[00:00:59]

And the porter[00:01:00]

And the second storey maid[00:01:00]

I peeked into the parlour to see[00:01:02]

What was ahatchin[00:01:05]

In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade[00:01:06]

But who was in the pantry alaughin[00:01:09]

An scratchin[00:01:12]

Oh[00:01:12]

The waiter[00:01:13]

And the porter[00:01:13]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:14]

When they heard the music[00:01:16]

That the orchestra played[00:01:18]

The waiter and the porter grabbed[00:01:20]

Ahold of the maid[00:01:21]

Then they all proceeded to go into a clog[00:01:23]

Hot diggedy dog[00:01:27]

If ever i'm invited to some fuddyduddy's[00:01:30]

I ain'tagonna watch any harlequinade[00:01:34]

You'll find him in the kitchen[00:01:37]

Applaudin his buddies[00:01:39]

The waiter[00:01:40]

And the porter[00:01:41]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:42]

Well pardon me folks the roast is carved[00:01:51]

The wine is served why you look half starved[00:01:54]

Pardon me sir may we be free[00:01:58]

The kitchen guard is havin a jamboree[00:02:01]

I went and got a dish pan to use as a cymbal[00:02:11]

The porter found the regular glass that he played[00:02:15]

The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble[00:02:18]

You should heard the music[00:02:22]

That the combination made[00:02:23]

Marchin through the kitchen to[00:02:39]

The pantry and back[00:02:41]

Why man you should seen us[00:02:42]

We were ballin the jack[00:02:44]

Once a half an hour passed without any call[00:02:46]

Jack we had a ball[00:02:50]

The waltzes and mazurkas we hate em[00:02:53]

We spurn em[00:02:55]

We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played[00:02:56]

Yes and we know who to go to[00:02:59]

When we want to learn em[00:03:01]

The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid[00:03:03]