所属专辑:The Very Best Of Jake Thackray
歌手: Jake Thackray
时长: 03:19
Sister Josephine - Jake Thackray[00:00:00]
Oh Sister Josephine[00:00:08]
What do all these policemen mean[00:00:12]
By coming to the convent in a Grim limousine[00:00:16]
After Sister Josephine[00:00:20]
While you Sister Josephine[00:00:24]
You sit with your boots up[00:00:28]
On the altar screen[00:00:30]
You smoke one last cigar[00:00:32]
What a funny nun you are[00:00:37]
The policemen say that Josephine's[00:00:40]
A burglar in disguise[00:00:42]
Big bad Norman-fifteen years on the run[00:00:44]
The sisters disbelieve it No[00:00:48]
That can't be Josephine[00:00:50]
Just think about her tenderness[00:00:52]
Towards the younger nuns[00:00:54]
Oh Sister Josephine[00:00:59]
They're searching the chapel[00:01:03]
Where you've been seen[00:01:05]
The nooks and the crannies of[00:01:07]
The nun's canteen[00:01:09]
After Sister Josephine[00:01:12]
While you Sister Josephine[00:01:15]
You sip one farewell Benedictine[00:01:19]
Before your au revoir[00:01:23]
A right funny nun you are[00:01:27]
Admittedly her hands are big and hairy[00:01:31]
And embellished with a curious tattoo[00:01:35]
Admittedly her voice is on the deep side[00:01:39]
And she seems to shave more often[00:01:42]
Than the other sisters do[00:01:45]
Oh Sister Josephine[00:01:50]
Founder of the convent pontoon team[00:01:54]
They're looking through your bundles[00:01:58]
Of rare magazines[00:02:00]
After Sister Josephine[00:02:02]
While you Sister Josephine[00:02:06]
You give a goodbye sniff of benzedrine[00:02:10]
To the convent budgerigar[00:02:14]
A bloody funny nun you are[00:02:18]
No longer will her snores ring through[00:02:22]
The chapel during prayers[00:02:25]
Nor her lustful moanings fill the stilly night[00:02:27]
No more empty bottles of altar wine[00:02:31]
Come clunking from her cell[00:02:33]
No longer will the cloister toilet[00:02:35]
Seat stand upright[00:02:37]
Oh Sister Josephine[00:02:40]
Slipping through their fingers like Vaseline[00:02:45]
Leaving them to clutch your empty crinoline[00:02:49]
After Sister Josephine[00:02:53]
While you Sister Josephine[00:02:56]
Sprinting through the suburbs when last seen[00:03:01]
Dressed only in your wimple and your rosary[00:03:04]
A right funny nun you seem to be[00:03:09]