所属专辑:Call Me Madam: The Broadway Musicals Series (Original Broadway Cast)
歌手: Ethel Merman
时长: 03:25
The Hostess with the Mostes' - Ethel Merman (艾索尔·摩曼)[00:00:00]
I was born on a thousand acres of Oklahoma land[00:00:05]
Nothing grew on the thousand acres for it was gravel and sand[00:00:11]
One day father started digging in a field[00:00:16]
Hoping to find some soil[00:00:19]
He dug and he dug and what do you think[00:00:22]
Oil oil oil[00:00:25]
The money rolled in and I rolled out[00:00:30]
With a fortune piled so high[00:00:33]
Washington was my destination[00:00:36]
And now who am I[00:00:39]
I'm the chosen party giver[00:00:44]
For the White House clientele[00:00:47]
And they know that I deliver[00:00:49]
What it takes to make 'em gel[00:00:52]
And in Washington I'm known by one and all[00:00:55]
As the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:01:00]
They would go to Elsa Maxwell[00:01:06]
When they had an axe to grind[00:01:09]
They could always grind their axe well[00:01:12]
At the parties she designed[00:01:14]
Now the hatchet grinders all prefer to call[00:01:17]
On the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:01:22]
I've a great big bar and good caviar[00:01:28]
Yes the best that can be found[00:01:30]
And a large amount in my bank account[00:01:33]
When election time comes round[00:01:36]
If you're feeling presidential[00:01:39]
You can make it yes indeed[00:01:41]
There are just three things essential[00:01:44]
Let me tell you all you need[00:01:47]
Is an ounce of wisdom and a pound of gall[00:01:49]
And the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:01:55]
Entertaining vodka drinkers[00:02:01]
Is a job they give to me[00:02:03]
Making nice guys out of stinkers[00:02:06]
Seems to be my cup of tea[00:02:08]
What they really need behind the iron wall[00:02:11]
Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:02:16]
There's a book of regulations[00:02:22]
As to who sits next to who[00:02:24]
But there might be complications[00:02:27]
When the blue blood's not so blue[00:02:30]
So the priestess with the leastest protocol[00:02:32]
Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:02:37]
An ambassador has just reached the shore[00:02:43]
He's a man of many loves[00:02:46]
An important gent from the Orient[00:02:48]
To be handled with kid gloves[00:02:51]
He can come and let his hair down ooh[00:02:53]
Have the best time of his life[00:02:56]
Even bring his new affair down[00:02:59]
Introduce her as his wife[00:03:01]
But she mustn't leave her panties in the hall[00:03:04]
Of the priestess with the leastest[00:03:09]
Nor the hostess with the mostest[00:03:12]
With the mostest on the ball[00:03:15]