所属专辑:Shrek The Musical
歌手: Sutton Foster
时长: 05:19
play the shrek: the musical quiz[00:00:00]
settle in, girls, it's story time[00:00:02]
there's a princess in a tower[00:00:07]
oh, my gosh, that's just like me[00:00:10]
poor rapunzel needs a haircut[00:00:13]
but the witch won't set her free[00:00:17]
she passes time by singing[00:00:20]
like someone else i know[00:00:22]
as years go by she sits and waits[00:00:23]
as years go by? uh oh[00:00:25]
a torturous existence[00:00:27]
i don't remember this part[00:00:30]
she wishes she were dead[00:00:31]
skip ahead, skip ahead[00:00:33]
but in the end rapunzel[00:00:35]
finds a millionaire[00:00:38]
the prince is good at climbing[00:00:40]
and braiding golden hair[00:00:43]
so i know, he'll appear[00:00:47]
'cause there are rules[00:00:50]
and there are strictures[00:00:52]
i believe the storybooks[00:00:55]
i read by candlelight[00:00:57]
my white knight and his steed[00:01:01]
will look just like these pictures[00:01:05]
it won't be long now, i guarantee[00:01:08]
day number 23[00:01:14]
i know it's today, i know it's today[00:01:20]
oh, here's a good one, it's a classic[00:01:31]
there's a princess in a comma[00:01:35]
glad it's her instead of me[00:01:38]
pretty maiden in a glass box[00:01:42]
how i wonder does she pee?[00:01:46]
blah, blah, blah, poison apple[00:01:48]
boring, boring, evil queen[00:01:50]
filler, filler, been there, read that[00:01:52]
seven shorties on the scene[00:01:54]
skip ahead, skip ahead[00:01:55]
but in the end the princess[00:01:58]
wakes up with a start[00:02:01]
the prince is good at kissing[00:02:03]
and melting snow white's heart[00:02:05]
so i know, he'll appear[00:02:09]
and his armor will be blinding[00:02:13]
as shining as his perfect teeth[00:02:17]
and manly hose[00:02:21]
he'll propose on one knee[00:02:23]
and our prenup will be binding[00:02:26]
about time we set the wedding date[00:02:30]
day number 958[00:02:36]
i know it's today, he'll show up today[00:02:42]
there's a princess, any princess[00:02:54]
take your pick, they're all like me[00:02:57]
not exactly, i'm still waiting[00:03:01]
they're living happily[00:03:04]
ever after, better get here[00:03:08]
i want love in second's flat[00:03:09]
no one needs these middle bits[00:03:11]
oops, did i do that?[00:03:13]
cut the villains, cut the vamping[00:03:15]
cut this fairytale[00:03:17]
cut the peril and the pitfalls[00:03:19]
cut the puppet and the whale[00:03:20]
cut the monsters, cut the curses[00:03:22]
keep the intro, cut the verses[00:03:24]
and the waiting, the waiting[00:03:26]
the waiting, the waiting, the waiting[00:03:28]
but i know, he'll appear[00:03:37]
though i seem a bit bipolar[00:03:40]
and i'm a vandal now as well[00:03:45]
though he won't mind[00:03:48]
i'm a find, i'm a catch[00:03:50]
and a very gifted bowler[00:03:54]
it won't be long now, i guarantee[00:03:58]
day number[00:04:03]
are you there, god?[00:04:06]
it's me, fiona, it's me, fiona[00:04:09]
now i know, he'll appear[00:04:19]
'cause there are rules[00:04:23]
and there are strictures[00:04:24]
i believe the storybooks[00:04:27]
i read by candlelight[00:04:30]
my white knight[00:04:33]
my knight and his steed[00:04:34]
will look just like these pictures[00:04:37]
it won't be long now, i guarantee[00:04:40]
day number 23[00:04:46]
day number 958[00:04:48]
day number 8423[00:04:50]
i know it's today, i know it's today[00:05:00]
i know it's today, i know it's today[00:05:03]
i know it's today, i know it's today[00:05:05]
i know it's today[00:05:09]