《It’s My Nose’s Birthday》歌词

歌曲： It’s My Nose’s Birthday

所属专辑：Jimmy Durante

歌手： JIMMY DURANTE

时长： 03:00

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It's My Nose's Birthday - Jimmy Durante (吉米·杜兰特)[00:00:00]

The other night I'm walking home[00:00:03]

And feelin' so gay[00:00:05]

When I'm walking home I'm always that way[00:00:07]

What a home I got[00:00:10]

The kitchen is delightful the living room is grand[00:00:11]

And the bathroom is out of this world[00:00:15]

Which makes it a little bit inconvenient[00:00:18]

When I opened up my door I got the grandest suprise[00:00:20]

All my friends were there and they began to harmonize[00:00:25]

Happy birthday to Jimmy happy birthday happy birthday[00:00:29]

Wait a minute wait a minute[00:00:32]

Curb your enthusiasm this isn't my birthday yes[00:00:34]

No but it's the birthday of someone near and dear to me[00:00:38]

It's my nose's birthday not mine[00:00:43]

And I'm proud to say the snoz is doin' fine[00:00:47]

My nose was born upon this day in eighteen ninety three[00:00:51]

Exactly two weeks later the stork delivered me[00:00:55]

Was the first time that a nose outweighed the child[00:00:59]

When I was born my dad took one look at my snoz[00:01:02]

And said stork take that back[00:01:05]

Just because our country's emblem is an eagle[00:01:08]

That don't mean we have to raise one[00:01:11]

But in spite of my dad[00:01:13]

The snoz and I are closer than david and pretentious[00:01:14]

Not even a mustache has ever come between us[00:01:18]

I tried to raise a mustache once and what happened[00:01:21]

Nutin'[00:01:24]

It wouldn't grow in the shade[00:01:25]

It's sabotage[00:01:27]

But I'm as happy as I can be[00:01:29]

Cause it's my nose's golden anaversary[00:01:33]

Looking back over the years[00:01:37]

The snoz and I weathered many a storm[00:01:39]

I remember years ago my first train ride[00:01:41]

I was on a lower birth when I decided to call the porter[00:01:45]

So I stuck my nose out through the curtin and what happened[00:01:48]

The porter came by grabbed my snoz[00:01:52]

And before I could pull it back in[00:01:54]

He brused it shined it polished and said[00:01:56]

Now where's the other shoe[00:01:59]

A big tear started to roll down my nose[00:02:01]

And it's a brave tear that will start on a trip like that[00:02:04]

I felt sorry for the snoz[00:02:07]

But I'm proud of 'em[00:02:10]

Why[00:02:11]

I'll tell ya[00:02:11]

The snoz was never unreasonable[00:02:13]

He'd never asked for no french rolled handkerchiefs[00:02:15]

He didn't need no french rolled handkerchiefs[00:02:18]

A whipe of the cuff was enough[00:02:20]

Yes and I'll never forget the time the snoz saved my life[00:02:23]

I was one of those sultry weekends at the beach[00:02:27]

I'm in the water swimming the Australian crawl[00:02:30]

When I find myself face to face with a vicious swordfish[00:02:32]

He was about to attack[00:02:36]

But after taking a second look at me the sordfish said[00:02:38]

I give up you're equiped with a superior weapon[00:02:41]

So ya see[00:02:44]

I'm as happy as I can be[00:02:45]

Cause it's my nose's golden anniversary[00:02:49]

Yes cause it's my nose's golden anniversary[00:02:52]