所属专辑:The Very Best of Phil Harris
歌手: Phil Harris
时长: 02:32
Woodman, Spare That Tree - Phil Harris[00:00:00]
There is a tree grows near our house[00:00:09]
It's been there quite some time[00:00:11]
Now the tree is a slippery elm tree[00:00:12]
And awful hard to climb[00:00:15]
But when my wife gets after me[00:00:19]
In that tree I always roost[00:00:21]
Why I can go right up it just like a healthy squirrel[00:00:23]
I don't never need no boost[00:00:25]
But the other day a woodman came round[00:00:30]
To chop my refuge down[00:00:32]
Kept mumbling something about wanting to split it into kindling wood[00:00:34]
And then spreading it round the town[00:00:36]
I said to him I said look here my friend[00:00:40]
Hold on desist whoa stop[00:00:42]
Put down that forest razor[00:00:45]
Chop not a single chop[00:00:47]
Woodman woodman spare that tree[00:00:51]
Touch not a single bough[00:00:53]
Three years it has protected me[00:00:55]
And I'll protect it now[00:00:57]
Go chop an oak get a birch or pine[00:01:02]
But save old slippery there that's mine[00:01:04]
That's the onliest tree my wife can't climb[00:01:05]
Mister woodman spare it for me[00:01:08]
I said to him I said woodie can you see that hole[00:01:18]
Way up near that old tree top[00:01:21]
I've got five dollars in soft money up[00:01:23]
And it's yours if you refuse to chop[00:01:25]
Now no one can climb that tree but me[00:01:29]
Because really friend it's too slippery[00:01:31]
Fact of the matter is I can't get up there very well myself[00:01:34]
Unless my wife is after me[00:01:36]
Now I'm going to go home and get my wife[00:01:40]
And proceed to call her a very naughty word[00:01:41]
And all you do is stand by[00:01:44]
While I do that imitation of a bird[00:01:46]
Now you ain't gonna know just where I go[00:01:51]
At least while my wife's around[00:01:53]
But the only thing I'm gonna ask you mister woodie[00:01:55]
Is if you don't see me here on the ground[00:01:57]
Woodman you spare that tree[00:02:01]
Touch not a single bough[00:02:04]
Because I'm gonna drop all five down to thee[00:02:05]
The one I promised thou[00:02:08]
Hoh but you must make that axe behave[00:02:12]
Because old slippery there just must be saved[00:02:14]
That's the borderline twixt me and the grave[00:02:16]
Mister woodman spare it[00:02:19]
Spare that tree[00:02:21]
For me[00:02:23]