所属专辑:Me And Phil
时长: 04:54
My Attorney Bernie (Live) - Blossom Dearie (布洛森·迪儿莉)/Phil Scorgie[00:00:00]
Written by:Dave Frishberg[00:00:02]
I'm impressed[00:00:18]
With my attorney Bernie[00:00:20]
I'm impressed[00:00:24]
With his influential friends[00:00:25]
He's got very big connections[00:00:30]
And I follow his directions[00:00:33]
Bernie knows his way around[00:00:36]
And so I always do what Bernie recommends[00:00:38]
I am blessed[00:00:44]
With my attorney Bernie[00:00:47]
I'm impressed[00:00:50]
With the way he runs the store[00:00:52]
He's got dodger season boxes[00:00:56]
And an office full of foxes[00:00:59]
It's amazing all the different things[00:01:02]
Your average guy might need a lawyer for[00:01:05]
Bernie tells me what to do[00:01:10]
Bernie lays it on the line[00:01:13]
Bernie says we sue we sue[00:01:16]
Bernie says we sign we sign[00:01:19]
I'm in touch[00:01:33]
With my attorney Bernie[00:01:36]
In a clutch[00:01:40]
He can speed right to the scene[00:01:41]
And if I'm locked up in the jail[00:01:46]
With just one phone call for my bail[00:01:48]
He said to call his club collect[00:01:51]
Or deal directly with his answering machine[00:01:54]
And when I dine[00:02:00]
With my attorney Bernie[00:02:02]
He buys wine[00:02:06]
From the rare imported rack[00:02:07]
That's 'cause Bernie is a purist[00:02:12]
And not your polyester tourist[00:02:14]
Bernie waves the glass around awhile[00:02:17]
Then takes a sip and always sends it back[00:02:20]
Bernie tells me what to do[00:02:25]
Bernie lays it on the line[00:02:28]
Bernie says we sue we sue[00:02:31]
Bernie says we sign we sign[00:02:34]
I admire[00:02:49]
My attorney Bernie[00:02:52]
I admire[00:02:55]
Any guy who knows his stuff[00:02:57]
Sure we blew a couple ventures[00:03:01]
With a counterfeit debentures[00:03:04]
But you win a few you lose a few[00:03:07]
Like Bernie says you keep on hanging tough[00:03:10]
Thanks to you[00:03:15]
My attorney Bernie[00:03:18]
Thanks to you[00:03:21]
I'm considered well to do[00:03:23]
Sure I made out like a bandit[00:03:27]
Just exactly like you planned it[00:03:30]
But like Murray my accountant[00:03:33]
Told me yesterday I owe it all to you[00:03:35]
Bernie tells me what to do[00:03:41]
Bernie lays it on the line[00:03:43]
Bernie says we sue we sue[00:03:46]
Bernie says we sign we sign[00:03:49]
On the dotted line[00:03:58]