《PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY》歌词

歌曲： PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY

所属专辑：Red Grow The Roses

歌手： Spike Jones

时长： 03:05

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PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY - Spike Jones[00:00:00]

Everyone say to begin the begin but no one she begins[00:00:04]

Him so I will tell you how first you lift your right leg like[00:00:09]

This then you lift your left leg like this then you lift both[00:00:14]

Your legs to get I think[00:00:20]

There must be an easier way to do this I think[00:00:27]

This is our philosophy[00:00:30]

This is our philosophy[00:00:33]

And we're sure that you'll agree[00:00:36]

People are funnier that anybody[00:00:39]

Woman needs five dollars bad[00:00:42]

Beauty facial must be had[00:00:45]

Husband can't spare the money of course[00:00:48]

But he puts ten dollars on the nose of a horse[00:00:50]

Wife can't see well enough to drive[00:00:53]

Car through garage doors twelve foot wide[00:00:56]

But on husbands suit of Grey[00:00:59]

She can spot a blond hair from a block away[00:01:02]

This is our philosophy[00:01:04]

This is our philosophy[00:01:07]

And we're sure that you'll agree[00:01:10]

People are funnier that anybody[00:01:14]

Husband plays poker and enjoys[00:01:17]

Sitting up all of night with the boys[00:01:19]

But at home with his wife he'll fight[00:01:22]

If he has to sit ten minutes with the baby at night[00:01:25]

Wife runs faster than any gale[00:01:28]

When she hears of a one cent sale[00:01:31]

I'm saving you money to her husband she'll blab[00:01:34]

But to get to the sale she takes a taxi cab[00:01:36]

This is our philosophy[00:01:39]

This is our philosophy[00:01:42]

And we're sure that you'll agree[00:01:45]

People are funnier that anybody[00:01:48]

Man gets married says it's one good deal[00:01:51]

He waited years for a home cooked meal[00:01:54]

When wife has nice hot dinner on plate[00:01:57]

He comes home from the poolroom two hours late[00:01:59]

When single man kiss his girl goodnight[00:02:03]

He gets filled with thrilled delight[00:02:05]

But when husband kiss his wife to say the least[00:02:08]

He gets his nose caught in a curler and his whole face greased[00:02:11]