《DLC PLC》歌词

歌曲： DLC PLC

所属专辑：DLC PLC (Explicit)

歌手： Dan Bull

时长： 03:23

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DLC PLC - Dan Bull[00:00:00]

Written by：Benny Aves/Dan Bull[00:00:00]

Badum badum badum badum[00:00:01]

Badum badum badum badum[00:00:05]

Downloadable content's a load of nonsense[00:00:08]

I won't give them one cent[00:00:11]

It wouldn't be conscientious[00:00:13]

Encouraging dodgy ventures[00:00:14]

Like when you've been robbed[00:00:16]

Do you get your property straight back from the fences[00:00:18]

I want to know what the defence is[00:00:20]

Hence this musical census[00:00:22]

Pay attention to community consensus[00:00:24]

To prevent this backlash of hashtags[00:00:26]

And truly contentious lambasts eg[00:00:29]

I hope you're shoving your prothean[00:00:31]

Up your fallopian[00:00:33]

No wonder the planet's becoming dystopian[00:00:34]

Draconian napoleons invoking pandemonium[00:00:36]

And I might be blowing my own euphonium[00:00:40]

By quoting this[00:00:42]

But I know I'm not the only one that's pissed[00:00:43]

My data's trapped inside the disc[00:00:46]

Sat in lines of script[00:00:48]

And I have to pay to take it out[00:00:49]

What kind of sh*t is this[00:00:51]

It's the DLC PLC[00:00:53]

Where we make money selling people things that were free[00:00:56]

Welcome to the DLC PLC[00:01:00]

Where we charge you for things you bought previously[00:01:03]

No need to be dishonest[00:01:07]

The incompleted product's a piece of bollocks[00:01:09]

So please give me the pieces of it[00:01:12]

And leave my wallet I need the dollars[00:01:13]

But don't be extremely bothered[00:01:15]

I'll probably buy the sequel of it[00:01:17]

Cause that's the key[00:01:19]

The reason it keeps on happening it's obvious[00:01:20]

If you pay them quids they take the piss[00:01:23]

And get away with it[00:01:25]

Until they're pinching all your paper[00:01:26]

Like a paperclip[00:01:28]

And what would our forefathers[00:01:30]

Have thought of horse armour[00:01:32]

It's all rather an awful palava[00:01:33]

Perhaps I should make a call and talk to Obama[00:01:35]

You're causing drama[00:01:38]

And according to the laws of karma[00:01:39]

Stir the water sure enough[00:01:41]

Of course you'll taunt the poor piranhas[00:01:43]

So try to pull my jaws apart[00:01:45]

I'm sure you can't[00:01:47]

I'm sinking my teeth into the greed[00:01:48]

Inherently buried in DLC things[00:01:50]

Hidden fees and prices surprising me like bee stings[00:01:52]

Is it any wonder we punters are seething[00:01:56]

At the DLC PLC[00:01:59]

Where we make money selling people things that were free[00:02:03]

Welcome to DLC PLC[00:02:06]

Where we charge you for things you bought previously[00:02:10]

I'm sorry but Verse 3 is only available in the Premium version of this song[00:02:15]

If you would like to acquire the Premium version[00:02:20]

Then please bend over with your VISA[00:02:22]

American Express or MasterCard lodged tightly between your buttocks[00:02:25]

Thank you for your continued loyalty[00:02:30]

At the DLC PLC[00:02:32]

Where we make money selling people things that were free[00:02:36]

Welcome to DLC PLC[00:02:40]

Where we charge you for things you bought previously[00:02:43]

The DLC PLC[00:02:47]

The DLC PLC[00:02:51]

Downloadable content what is it[00:02:55]

What use does it have[00:02:58]

What function does it serve[00:03:00]

I mean obviously I know the answer[00:03:03]

But it's a sort of rhetorical quesiton I suppose[00:03:04]

So maybe you think about it whether[00:03:07]

Whether it's good for the gaming community[00:03:09]

Whether it's good for the industry[00:03:12]

What your thoughts about it are I'm very keen to know[00:03:14]