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I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince[00:00:00]
Hey hey Leroy Leroy[00:00:18]
Yeah[00:00:21]
Did you hear about that boy Mike Tyson [00:00:21]
Mike Mike Tyson he's the boy[00:00:24]
That played football from Montreal ain't he [00:00:25]
No no you old coop he a he a boxer man[00:00:28]
Yeah[00:00:31]
Let me tell ya I went to his fight a couple months ago [00:00:32]
I seen him hit this boy and he hit the boy so hard[00:00:34]
His head flew off into the eigtheenth row[00:00:38]
They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row[00:00:41]
I was in Jeff's crib one night about eight[00:00:44]
And we were watchin'a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapes[00:00:46]
Jeff was like[00:00:49]
Man you see how hard Mike's punchin' [00:00:50]
Come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin'[00:00:52]
Left right left right another K O [00:00:53]
If that was me I'd a been ok though[00:00:56]
The very next day I gave Russell a ring[00:00:58]
With J L and Omar we all called Don King[00:01:00]
I said 'yeah Don I got a problem[00:01:03]
Tell 'em Prince[00:01:05]
Yeah what's up what you sayin you tryin' to solve them '[00:01:05]
Forget the small talk let's get to the nitty gritty'[00:01:06]
Me and Mike two months Trump Atlantic City'[00:01:08]
Yo you got this you gonna bust dude up[00:01:11]
Yeah you can be my trainer[00:01:13]
Word up [00:01:14]
I'm rough like a freight train smooth like ice[00:01:15]
And yo Jeff straight up I think I can Mike Tyson[00:01:18]
Man you can beat him you can beat him[00:01:19]
Yo man word up[00:01:24]
Yo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this[00:01:25]
You can do it[00:01:27]
Extra extra read all about it[00:01:29]
Fresh Prince challenges Iron Mike Tyson to a fight[00:01:33]
Ah he's crazy[00:01:37]
Ain't that the boy who knocked the guy's head in the fifthteen row [00:01:39]
Hey Leroy you read the paper [00:01:43]
That boy done lost his man[00:01:45]
There was press conference to see what training I was doing[00:01:47]
Before then I had never heard reporters booing[00:01:49]
Cameras flashing I was in the middle[00:01:51]
I didn't wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a little[00:01:53]
I said uh I been training 2o hours a day[00:01:55]
Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay (that's what he's doin')[00:01:58]
And I run 10 000 miles every morning[00:02:01]
Thinkin' about Mike and my moment of glory[00:02:02]
I drink water 20 gallons a pop[00:02:04]
And I can throw a Volkswagon a whole half block[00:02:06]
(he can do it too)[00:02:09]
And 4 million sit ups in a minute [00:02:10]
I ain't lying I did it[00:02:11]
(he done it)[00:02:14]
The general public thought I was a fool[00:02:14]
I was gettin' dissed but I guess that was cool[00:02:16]
Well gettin' dissed is never good[00:02:18]
But I was even gettin' dissed in my old nieghborhood[00:02:20]
I was at the corner at the top of my block[00:02:22]
There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop[00:02:24]
It was Larwence my barber and Franny[00:02:27]
He yelled out[00:02:29]
Hey Prince you can win [00:02:29]
I said 'really ' and I stopped to chat[00:02:31]
You could beat him man if you hit him wit a bat[00:02:33]
Ha ha you gon' get whipped[00:02:36]
But can I have your shoes when he break your neck [00:02:38]
Everybody was laughin' out loud[00:02:40]
I thought at least my own Grandma would be proud[00:02:42]
I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her[00:02:44]
I heard her on the phone[00:02:47]
(a thousand bucks on Tyson)[00:02:48]
It's fight day and man am I hyped[00:02:58]
Woah I can't wait to see Mike[00:03:01]
Boy I'm hyped ready to be my thing[00:03:03]
Trump Castle Casino[00:03:04]
In this corner weighing in[00:03:07]
At a mere 165 pounds the Lighting Rodent [00:03:10]
The Fresh Prince (booing)[00:03:14]
And in this corner [00:03:17]
The heavyweight champion of the world [00:03:18]
Iron Mike Tyson (cheering)[00:03:21]
I came out hustling sliding and grabbing[00:03:25]
Slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin'[00:03:27]
For a second I looked good out there[00:03:29]
But then Mike brought to reality my worst nightmare[00:03:31]
One punch that's all it took (oooh)[00:03:33]
He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook[00:03:36]
Now how can I say this and be a little discreet[00:03:38]
Let's just say that my bowels released[00:03:40]
I called timeout and went back to my corner[00:03:42]
Said to my coach 'ain't no way I'm goin'[00:03:44]
The hell back out there man you can't forget it'[00:03:47]
My body's like a punchin' bag and Mike is gonna (hit it)[00:03:49]
They tried to make me go meet my doom[00:03:51]
But I sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room[00:03:53]
The next day the headline in the town[00:03:56]
'Fresh Prince breaks camp Tyson wins first round'[00:03:57]
Some fool asked why I ran away[00:03:59]
I said 'a good run is better than a bad stand anyday'[00:04:02]
My career is over as far as fightin'[00:04:04]
But I don't know what made me think I can beat Mike Tyson[00:04:07]
Hey Leroy [00:04:09]
Yeah[00:04:11]
Did you see the fight did you see the fight [00:04:11]
The the the football player [00:04:14]
No the boxer come on man[00:04:16]
I was at the fight last night[00:04:17]
I paid four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dollars[00:04:19]
For my ticket right [00:04:21]
Ah you weren't at no fight[00:04:22]
I seen you around here last night[00:04:24]
And the boy the boy ran out the ring[00:04:25]
You always lying[00:04:28]
I ain't lying [00:04:29]
You lie to your grandkids[00:04:30]
I seen it[00:04:31]
You been lying ever since you was a little kid[00:04:32]
Mike Tyson punched the boy in his ribs and his leg fell off[00:04:34]
His leg fell off and it fell over[00:04:36]
You always lying[00:04:37]
And it knocked the HBO camerman's camera fell out his hand[00:04:38]
I said god damn I couldn't beleive it Leroy[00:04:39]
You shoulda been there you definetly shoulda been there[00:04:41]
I was right next to you playin' checkers[00:04:43]