所属专辑:Mairzy Doats: 24 Great Comic Songs
歌手: Noel Coward
时长: 02:48
Mad Dogs and Englishmen - Noel Coward and Orchestra/Max Abrams/Ambrose & His Orchestra[00:00:00]
Written by:Porter/Swann[00:00:04]
In tropical climes there are certain times of day[00:00:07]
When all the citizens retire[00:00:11]
To take their clothes off and perspire[00:00:12]
It's one of those rules the greatest fools obey[00:00:14]
Because the sun is far too sultry and one must[00:00:17]
Avoid it's ultry violet ray[00:00:19]
The natives grieve when the white men leave their huts[00:00:28]
Because they're obviously definitely nuts[00:00:31]
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:00:35]
The Japanese don't care to[00:00:39]
The Chinese wouldn't dare to[00:00:40]
Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve 'til one[00:00:42]
But Englishmen detest a siesta[00:00:46]
In the Philippines[00:00:49]
They have lovely screens[00:00:50]
To protect you from the glare[00:00:51]
In the Malay states[00:00:53]
There are hats like plates[00:00:54]
Which the Britishers won't wear[00:00:55]
At twelve noon the natives swoon and no further work is done[00:00:56]
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:01:00]
It's such a surprise for the eastern eyes to see[00:01:11]
That though the English are effete[00:01:14]
They're quite impervious to heat[00:01:16]
When the white man rides every native hides in glee[00:01:18]
Because the simple creatures hope he will impale his sola topee[00:01:21]
On a tree[00:01:25]
It seems such a shame[00:01:32]
When the English claim the earth[00:01:33]
That they give rise to such hilarity and mirth[00:01:35]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:38]
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho[00:01:40]
He he he he he he he[00:01:42]
Hm hm hm hm hm[00:01:43]
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:01:45]
The toughest Burmese bandit[00:01:48]
Can never understand it[00:01:50]
In rangoon the heat of noon[00:01:52]
Is just what the natives shun[00:01:54]
They put their scotch or rye down[00:01:55]
And lie down[00:01:57]
In a jungle town[00:01:59]
Where the sun beats down[00:02:00]
To the rage of man and beast[00:02:01]
The English garb[00:02:03]
Of the English sahib[00:02:04]
Merely gets a bit more creased in Bangkok[00:02:05]
At twelve o'clock[00:02:07]
They foam at the mouth and run[00:02:08]
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:02:10]
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:02:14]
The smallest Malay rabbit[00:02:18]
Deplores this foolish habit[00:02:19]
In Hong Kong[00:02:21]
They strike a gong[00:02:22]
And fire off a noonday gun[00:02:23]
To reprimand each inmate[00:02:24]
Who's in late[00:02:26]
In the mangrove swamps[00:02:28]
Where the python romps[00:02:29]
There is peace from twelve to two[00:02:30]
Even caribous[00:02:32]
Lie around and snooze[00:02:33]
For there's nothing else to do[00:02:34]
In Bengal[00:02:36]
To move at all[00:02:37]
Is seldom if ever done[00:02:37]
But mad dogs and Englishmen go[00:02:39]
Out in the midday[00:02:42]
Out in the midday[00:02:42]
Out in the midday[00:02:43]
Out in the midday[00:02:44]
Out in the midday[00:02:45]
Out in the midday[00:02:45]
Out in the midday sun[00:02:46]