歌手: Dan Bull
时长: 02:38
Not a Player (Acapella) - Dan Bull[00:00:00]
Lyrics by:Dan Bull[00:00:01]
Composed by:Dan Bull[00:00:01]
I'm not a player I just suck a lot[00:00:09]
I couldn't give a shucking[00:00:11]
Fit whether we win the cup or not[00:00:12]
In real life I can't even kick it[00:00:14]
I've never been to a match[00:00:15]
Let alone bought a season ticket[00:00:17]
There's no denying my skill though[00:00:19]
I can dribble all over my pillow[00:00:21]
I can't do a scissor kick but I can kick scissors[00:00:23]
And sue whoever manufactured them for six figures[00:00:25]
I'm a man on a mission with ambition[00:00:27]
To be the sickest soccer kickist in my position[00:00:29]
At school I liked playing defender a bit[00:00:32]
'Cause I could have a chit[00:00:34]
Chat down the end of the pitch[00:00:35]
With my friend who was s**t[00:00:36]
We used to collect stickers[00:00:37]
But we'd get suspicious even at the scent of a kit[00:00:38]
But now I want to make it in the premiership[00:00:41]
If you don't have faith I will it'll offend me you prick[00:00:43]
I'm the son of a b***h that'll run on the pitch[00:00:45]
So awkward you'll think that[00:00:47]
Were was some kind of glitch[00:00:49]
And within a couple of minutes I'll have stitch[00:00:50]
I don't want to put the effort in[00:00:52]
I just want to be rich[00:00:53]
I'm the son of a b***h that'll run on the pitch[00:00:54]
So awkward you'll think that[00:00:56]
Were was some kind of glitch[00:00:58]
And within a couple of minutes I'll have stitch[00:00:59]
I don't want to put the[00:01:01]
Effort in I just want to be rich[00:01:02]
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot[00:01:04]
Player 'cause I suck a lot hah huh[00:01:06]
Uh[00:01:08]
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot[00:01:08]
Player 'cause I suck a lot ah oi[00:01:10]
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot[00:01:13]
Player 'cause I suck a lot heyey[00:01:15]
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot[00:01:18]
Player 'cause I suck a lot yeah ey[00:01:19]
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot[00:01:22]
I tripped over my laces and nearly grazed my knuckle off[00:01:24]
I can't even recall a time my side won[00:01:26]
Oh my keepy uppy record is like none[00:01:29]
By gum my chum why try when I[00:01:31]
Can just hide inside sat on my bum[00:01:33]
Twiddle my thumbs on the Joypad I'd enjoy that[00:01:35]
Taped over the final to annoy dad[00:01:38]
So call the boy bad I call it fair play[00:01:40]
I'm not a good sport or good at sport I'm bare bait[00:01:42]
Stuck kicking a snare across the airwaves[00:01:45]
Better at rap than football I dare say[00:01:47]
Though get in the way of my goal and get battered[00:01:49]
Your reputation wrecked tattered[00:01:52]
Sepp Blatter[00:01:53]
I'm a professional athlete 'cept fatter[00:01:54]
You'll never get me to a track meet I'm already knackered[00:01:56]
Already knackered[00:01:59]
Yeah[00:02:08]
Yeah[00:02:09]
Yeah[00:02:09]
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot[00:02:17]
Player 'cause I suck a lot hah huh[00:02:18]
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot[00:02:22]
Player 'cause I suck a lot ah oi oi[00:02:23]
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot[00:02:26]
Player 'cause I suck a lot heyey[00:02:28]
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot[00:02:31]
Player 'cause I suck a lot yeah ey ey ey[00:02:32]