《The Darktown Poker Club》歌词

歌曲： The Darktown Poker Club

所属专辑：The Very Best of Phil Harris

歌手： Phil Harris

时长： 03:10

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The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris[00:00:00]

Bill jackson was a poor old dub[00:00:07]

Who joined the darktown poker club[00:00:09]

But cursed the day he told them he would join[00:00:10]

His money used to go like it had wings[00:00:15]

If he yelled queens someone had kings[00:00:16]

And each night he would contribute all his coin[00:00:18]

Then he said i'm gonna play em tight tonight[00:00:22]

He said there'll be no bobtail flushes make me bite[00:00:23]

Cause when i gets in them my hands will be a peach[00:00:25]

And he played them tight but lost his pile[00:00:29]

And bill got peevish after a while[00:00:31]

So he rose looked all around and made this speech[00:00:33]

He said you all see this brand new razor[00:00:37]

I had it sharpened just today[00:00:38]

Now i'm coming in there with my rules[00:00:40]

That you must follow when you play[00:00:42]

Now keep your big bony hands on the table[00:00:44]

While you dealing please[00:00:46]

And don't be slipping them aces down there[00:00:47]

Er in between your knees[00:00:49]

And don't be making all them funny signs[00:00:51]

Like you trying to tip off your hand[00:00:53]

Just talk in american boy american[00:00:54]

So i can understand[00:00:56]

And don't be dealing off the bottom[00:00:58]

Because ooh that's rough[00:00:59]

Take five five then stop that's enough[00:01:02]

Now when you bet put up the chips[00:01:05]

Because i don't like it when you shy[00:01:07]

Then if you get busted go on out and get some[00:01:09]

I'm gonna be here by and by[00:01:10]

Pass them cards for me to shuffle[00:01:13]

Everytime before you deals[00:01:14]

Then if anythings wrong i must see[00:01:16]

Cause i mean you always ain't no er[00:01:20]

Keep playing that game according to mr hoyle[00:01:21]

You all play this game according to me[00:01:24]

Now sitting right there in that there clan[00:01:34]

There chance to be a one-eyed man[00:01:36]

And bill kept watching him out the corner of his eye[00:01:38]

When ole one-eye would deal and then[00:01:42]

Would cost that bill another five or ten[00:01:44]

Bill got up again looked all around him with a sigh[00:01:45]

He said lord this is an awful shame[00:01:49]

He said there someone cheatin' in this 'ere game[00:01:51]

He said it goes er[00:01:52]

It ain't no do for me to name the guy[00:01:54]

So i'll refrain from mentioning the party's name[00:01:56]

If i catch him cheatin' just once again[00:01:58]

I'm gonna take my fist and close that other eye[00:02:00]

Now you see this brand new razor[00:02:04]

I had it sharpened just today[00:02:05]

I'm comin' in there with my own rules[00:02:07]

That you must follow when you play[00:02:09]

Hey kid keep your hands up there[00:02:11]

While you're givin' them out please[00:02:13]

Stop puttin' them wildies[00:02:15]

Down there 'tween your knees[00:02:16]

Stop makin' all them funny signs[00:02:18]

Like you're tryin' to tip off your hand[00:02:19]

Keep talkin' in american big aaa[00:02:21]

That's what i can understand[00:02:23]

And don't be getting' them off the bottom[00:02:25]

Because i keep tryin' to tell you it's rough[00:02:27]

This an army game five five halt that's enough[00:02:29]

Now when you bet let me see the reds and blues[00:02:32]

'Cause i don't like it when you shy[00:02:34]

Then if you run out of gas go get pumped up[00:02:36]

I'm gonna be here by and by[00:02:38]

Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle[00:02:40]

Everytime before you deal let me ripple[00:02:41]

Anything wrong i wanna see[00:02:44]

I mean you always ain't gonna keep playin' the game now[00:02:47]

According to that mr hoyle[00:02:49]

You all gonna play this game according to me[00:02:50]

Henry if you break the seal on that new deck of bicycles[00:02:53]

We'll go on from there yeah[00:02:56]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:02:58]