《(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs》歌词

歌曲： (The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs

所属专辑：Ultimate Tunes Collection At The Theatre

歌手： Musical Mania

时长： 02:54

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(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Musical Mania[00:00:00]

Well I brought my own '45s[00:00:04]

So if you put 'em on[00:00:05]

I'll show you my stuff[00:00:06]

Haven't you already shown us enough [00:00:07]

An ha [00:00:09]

Oh my god how times have changed[00:00:11]

This girl's either blind or completely deranged[00:00:14]

But time seemed to halt[00:00:17]

When I was miss baltimore crabs[00:00:19]

Childhood dreams for me were cracked[00:00:24]

When that damn shirley temple stole my freakin' act[00:00:27]

But the crown's in the vault[00:00:31]

From when I was miss baltimore crabs[00:00:32]

Those poor runner ups might still hold some grudges[00:00:37]

They padded their cups but I screwed the judges[00:00:41]

Those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin[00:00:44]

In their dance ah not a chance[00:00:47]

'Cause I hit the stage batons ablaze[00:00:51]

While belting high c's and preparing souffles[00:00:54]

With that triple somersault[00:00:57]

Was how I clinched miss baltimore crabs[00:00:59]

Proceed are you scared we're on live [00:01:03]

No I'm sure I can cope[00:01:06]

Well this show isn't broadcast[00:01:07]

In cinemascope[00:01:09]

I never drank one chocolate malt[00:01:11]

No no desserts for miss baltimore crabs[00:01:13]

How many sweaters do you own [00:01:18]

Well I'm sure I've got plenty[00:01:19]

Let me see I have three five[00:01:21]

Wait I have twenty[00:01:24]

I would say oy gevalt'[00:01:25]

If I wasn't miss baltimore crabs[00:01:27]

A tycoon I wed so cuddly and funny[00:01:31]

The old fart dropped dead but left tons of money[00:01:35]

So I bought this station so all of the nation could see[00:01:38]

Baby amber and me[00:01:43]

Do you dance like you dress [00:01:45]

Amber there's no need to be cruel[00:01:47]

Would you swim in an integrated pool [00:01:48]

I sure would I'm all for integration it's the new frontier[00:01:51]

Not in baltimore it isn't and may I be frank [00:01:55]

First impressions can be tough[00:01:58]

And when I saw you I knew it[00:02:00]

If your size weren't enough[00:02:01]

Your last answer just blew it[00:02:03]

And so my dear so short and stout[00:02:05]

You'll never be in so we're kicking you out[00:02:08]

You can't get past me kid but it isn't your fault[00:02:12]

It's hard to get rid of miss baltimore crabs[00:02:15]

En ha ha[00:02:25]

Oh you may go oh thank you [00:02:27]

Gee tracy that went well[00:02:31]

Hello may I please audition [00:02:36]

No but you can bow and exalt[00:02:38]

Case I'm miss baltimore crabs crabs crabs crabs[00:02:41]