所属专辑:Just You Wait
歌手: Julie Andrews
时长: 03:18
What in all of heaven could've promted her to go[00:00:00]
After such a triumph as the ball[00:00:03]
What could've depressed[00:00:05]
What could've possessed[00:00:07]
I cannot understand the wretch at all[00:00:08]
My Fair Lady: A Hymn To Him - Julie Andrews[00:00:10]
Women are irrational that's all there is to that[00:00:20]
There heads are full of cotton hay and rags[00:00:22]
They're nothing but exasperating irritating[00:00:25]
Vacillating calculating agitating[00:00:27]
Maddening and infuriating hags[00:00:29]
Pickering[00:00:38]
Why can't a woman be more like a man[00:00:39]
Hmm[00:00:42]
Yes[00:00:43]
Why can't a woman be more like a man[00:00:44]
Men are so honest so thoroughly square[00:00:48]
Eternally noble historic'ly fair[00:00:51]
Who when you win will always give your back a pat[00:00:54]
Well why can't a woman be like that[00:00:57]
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do[00:01:01]
Can't a woman learn to use her head[00:01:05]
Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do[00:01:08]
Why don't they grow up well like their father instead[00:01:11]
Why can't a woman take after a man[00:01:14]
Men are so pleasant so easy to please[00:01:17]
Whenever you are with them you're always at ease[00:01:20]
Would you be slighted if i didn't speak for hours[00:01:24]
Of course not[00:01:26]
Would you be livid if i had a drink or two[00:01:27]
Nonsense[00:01:29]
Would you be wounded if i never sent you flowers[00:01:30]
Never[00:01:32]
Well why can't a woman be like you[00:01:33]
One man in a million may shout a bit[00:01:37]
Now and then there's one with slight defects[00:01:40]
One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit[00:01:43]
But by and large we are a marvelous sex[00:01:46]
Why can't a woman take after like a man[00:01:49]
Men are so friendly good natured and kind[00:01:53]
A better companion you never will find[00:01:56]
If i were hours late for dinner would you bellow[00:01:59]
Of course not[00:02:02]
If i forgot your silly birthday would you fuss[00:02:02]
Nonsense[00:02:04]
Would you complain if i took out another fellow[00:02:05]
Never[00:02:07]
Well why can't a woman be like us[00:02:08]
Mrs pearce you're a woman[00:02:13]
Why can't a woman be more like a man[00:02:17]
Men are so decent such regular chaps[00:02:20]
Ready to help you through any mishaps[00:02:24]
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum[00:02:27]
Why can't a woman be a chum[00:02:30]
Why is thinking something women never do[00:02:34]
Why is logic never even tried[00:02:38]
Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do[00:02:41]
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside[00:02:44]
Why can't a woman behave like a man[00:02:48]
If i was a woman who'd been to a ball[00:02:51]
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all[00:02:54]
Would i start weeping like a bathtub overflowing[00:02:57]
And carry on as if my home were in a tree[00:03:00]
Would i run off and never tell me where i'm going[00:03:03]
Why can't a woman be like we[00:03:06]