所属专辑:Mad Dogs and Englishmen - Noel Coward Live in las Vegas
歌手: Noel Coward
时长: 02:51
Mad Dogs And Englishmen - Noel Coward[00:00:01]
In tropical climes there are certain times of day[00:00:08]
When all the citizens retire[00:00:11]
To tear their clothes off and persprie[00:00:13]
It's one of those rules that the greatest fools obey[00:00:15]
Because the sun is much too sultry[00:00:18]
And one must avoid it's ultry violet ray[00:00:19]
The native grieve when the white men leave their huts[00:00:29]
Because they're obviously definitely nuts[00:00:32]
Mad dogs and englishmen[00:00:36]
Go out in the midday sun[00:00:37]
The japanese don't care to[00:00:39]
The chinese wouldn't dare to[00:00:41]
Hindoos and argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one[00:00:43]
But englishmen detest a siesta[00:00:46]
In the philippines[00:00:50]
There are lovely screens[00:00:50]
To protect you from the glare[00:00:51]
In the malay states[00:00:53]
There are hats like plates[00:00:54]
Which the britishers won't wear[00:00:55]
At twelve noon[00:00:57]
The natives swoon[00:00:58]
And no further work is done[00:00:58]
But mad dogs and englishmen[00:01:00]
Go out in the midday sun[00:01:02]
It's such a surprise for the eastern eyes to see[00:01:11]
That though the english are effete[00:01:14]
They're quite impervious to heat[00:01:16]
When the white man rides every native hides in glee[00:01:18]
Because the simple creatures hope he[00:01:21]
Will impale his solar topee on a tree[00:01:23]
It seems such a shame[00:01:32]
When the english claim[00:01:33]
The earth[00:01:34]
That they give rise to such hilarity and mirth[00:01:35]
Mad dogs and englishmen[00:01:45]
Go out in the midday sun[00:01:46]
The toughest burmese bandit[00:01:48]
Can never understand it[00:01:50]
In rangoon the heat of noon[00:01:52]
Is just what the natives shun[00:01:54]
They put their scotch or rye down[00:01:55]
And lie down[00:01:57]
In a jungle town[00:01:59]
Where the sun beats down[00:02:00]
To the rage of man and beast[00:02:01]
The english garb[00:02:03]
Of the english sahib[00:02:04]
Merely gets a bit more creased[00:02:04]
In bangkok[00:02:06]
At twelve o'clock[00:02:07]
They foam at the mouth and run[00:02:08]
But mad dogs and englishmen[00:02:10]
Go out in the midday sun[00:02:12]
Mad dogs and englishmen[00:02:14]
Go out in the midday sun[00:02:15]
The smallest malay rabbit[00:02:17]
Deplores this foolish habit[00:02:19]
In Hongkong[00:02:21]
They strike a gong[00:02:22]
And fire off a noonday gun[00:02:23]
To reprimand each inmate[00:02:24]
Who's in late[00:02:26]
In the mangrove swamps[00:02:28]
Where the python romps[00:02:29]
There is peace from twelve till two[00:02:30]
Even caribous[00:02:32]
Lie around and snooze[00:02:33]
For there's nothing else to do[00:02:34]
In bengal[00:02:35]
To move at all[00:02:36]
Is seldom if ever done[00:02:37]
But mad dogs and englishmen[00:02:39]
Go out in the midday[00:02:41]
Out in the midday[00:02:42]
Out in the midday[00:02:43]
Out in the midday[00:02:44]
Out in the midday[00:02:45]
Out in the midday[00:02:45]
Out in the midday sun[00:02:46]