《Numbers》歌词

歌曲： Numbers

所属专辑：All American Boy - 21 Greatest Hits

歌手： Bobby Bare

时长： 04:46

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Numbers - Bobby Bare (Bobby Bare)[00:00:00]

I was sitting in Friday's sucking on a glass of wine[00:00:07]

When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind[00:00:14]

Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine[00:00:21]

On a scale of one to ten [00:00:28]

I'd give her a nine [00:00:30]

Now on my scale there ain't no ten's [00:00:35]

You know nine is about as far as any chick can go[00:00:39]

So I flashed her a smile [00:00:49]

But she didn't even look at me[00:00:51]

So for brains and good judgement [00:00:55]

I'd give her a three [00:00:58]

I said Hey sweet thing [00:01:02]

You look like a possible eight[00:01:05]

You and me could uh make eighteen [00:01:09]

If your head's on straight [00:01:12]

She looked up and down my perfect frame[00:01:17]

And said these words that[00:01:23]

Burned into my perfect brain [00:01:26]

She said well [00:01:30]

Another one of those macho matician men[00:01:32]

Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten[00:01:37]

And you give me an eight well [00:01:44]

That's a generous thing to do[00:01:47]

Now let's just see just how much I give you [00:01:52]

She said you coming on to me[00:02:02]

With that phony numbers jive[00:02:03]

Your style makes me smile [00:02:08]

I give it a five[00:02:12]

When you walked up I noticed that suit of yores[00:02:16]

It's last year's double knit frayed-cuffs [00:02:22]

Give it a four [00:02:26]

That must be your car parked out on the curb[00:02:29]

That sixty nine homemade convertible [00:02:36]

A three and a third[00:02:39]

Now as for your build [00:02:43]

I guess yore less than five[00:02:45]

Except for your pot belly [00:02:50]

I'd give that a ten for size [00:02:52]

That wine you're pouring might be fine to you[00:02:57]

But I'm used to fine champagne [00:03:04]

I give it a two[00:03:07]

It's hard to tell[00:03:11]

What your flashing smile is worth[00:03:13]

I give it a six [00:03:18]

You could use some dental work [00:03:20]

But It's your strutting rooster act[00:03:25]

That really makes me laugh[00:03:27]

It may be a ten to these country hens [00:03:32]

But to me a three and a half[00:03:35]

And there really ain't much to add[00:03:39]

Once the subtractin's done[00:03:41]

Since there ain't no zeroes [00:03:45]

I give you a one [00:03:47]

She walked out while up and down the line[00:03:53]

The whole bar was laughing [00:03:59]

Said Bare what happened to your nine[00:04:01]

Nine says I [00:04:06]

Hell soon as she started to talk I knew[00:04:08]

She didn't have no class [00:04:13]

I barely gave her a two [00:04:15]

Yeah No matter how good they look at first[00:04:20]

There's flaws in all of them[00:04:23]

That's why on a scale of ten to one friend[00:04:27]

There ain't no ten[00:04:32]