所属专辑:Bette Midler
歌手: Bette Midler
时长: 02:25
Twisted (LP版) - Bette Midler (贝蒂·米勒)[00:00:00]
Written by:Annie Ross/Wardell Gray[00:00:00]
"How ya doin' girls Long time no see Listen I've been to the doctor lately Honey I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy "[00:00:01]
My analyst told me[00:00:08]
That I was right out of my head [00:00:09]
The way he described it he said [00:00:11]
"You'd be better off dead[00:00:13]
Than alive "[00:00:14]
I didn't listen to his jive [00:00:14]
I knew all along he was all wrong [00:00:17]
And I knew that he thought I was crazy [00:00:19]
But you know I'm not Oh no [00:00:22]
My analyst told me[00:00:26]
That I was right out of my head [00:00:27]
He said I need treatment [00:00:28]
But I'm not that easily led [00:00:30]
He said I was the type that was most inclined[00:00:31]
When out of his sight[00:00:34]
To be out of my mind [00:00:36]
And he thought I was nuts [00:00:38]
No more if's or and's or but's [00:00:40]
Oh no [00:00:42]
They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild[00:00:44]
With all my crazy ideas [00:00:47]
But I knew what was happenin' [00:00:48]
I knew I was a genius [00:00:50]
What's so strange when you know that[00:00:53]
You're a wizard at three [00:00:56]
I said "Baby this is meant for me me me me "[00:00:58]
I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight [00:01:02]
That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night [00:01:05]
My parent's got frantic didn't know what to do [00:01:08]
But I had saw some crazy things[00:01:11]
Before I came to [00:01:13]
Now do you think I was crazy [00:01:14]
I may have been only three but I was swingin' [00:01:16]
They all laughed at A Graham Bell [00:01:19]
They all laughed at Edison [00:01:21]
And also at Einstein [00:01:23]
So why should I feel sorry if they just[00:01:24]
Didn't understand the reasoning and the logic[00:01:26]
That went on in my head [00:01:29]
I had a brain it was insane [00:01:30]
So I just let them laugh at me[00:01:32]
When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses[00:01:34]
All because there was no driver on the top [00:01:36]
Aaaaaaah [00:01:38]
"Did you ever hear a story like that in your life Honey that chick is bananas Do you hear Bananas Oh waiter bring me another banana dacquari would ya "[00:01:42]
Ba ba ba ba [00:01:53]
"Oh here she comes again "[00:01:54]
Badada badada badada Wo [00:01:55]
My analyst told me[00:01:58]
That I was right out of my head [00:01:59]
But I said "Doctor [00:02:01]
I think that it's you instead [00:02:03]
'Cause I got a thing that's so unique and new [00:02:04]
It proves that I got the last laugh on you [00:02:06]
'Cause instead of one head ooh I got two [00:02:10]
And you know two heads are better than one "[00:02:14]
"Honey she is twisted"[00:02:19]