所属专辑:Blossom Dearie, Soubrette: Sings Broadway Hits Songs
歌手: Blossom Dearie
时长: 04:20
Napoleon - Blossom Dearie (布洛森·迪儿莉)[00:00:00]
Written by:Arlen Harburg[00:00:05]
Napoleon's a pastry[00:00:10]
Bismarck is a herring[00:00:15]
Alexander's a crème de cocoa mixed with rum[00:00:21]
And herbie hoover is a vacu um[00:00:31]
Columbus is a circle and a day off[00:00:42]
Pershing is a square what a payoff[00:00:46]
Julius caesar is just a salad on a shelf[00:00:52]
So little brother get wise to yourself[00:01:01]
Life's a bowl and dips fowl of cherry pits[00:01:13]
Play it big and it throws you for a loop[00:01:18]
That's the way of fets[00:01:23]
Comes today we're great[00:01:26]
Comes tomorrow we're tomato soup[00:01:29]
Napoleon's a pastry[00:01:33]
Get this under your brow[00:01:39]
What once used to be a rooster[00:01:44]
Is just a duster now[00:01:47]
Dubarry is a lipstick[00:02:02]
Pompadour's a hairdo[00:02:07]
Good queen Mary just floats along from pier to pier[00:02:13]
Venus de milo's just a pink brassiere[00:02:23]
Sir gladstone is a bag ain't it shocking[00:02:34]
And the mighty kaiser's just a stocking[00:02:39]
Czar of russia is now czar caviar[00:02:45]
And cleopatra is a black cigar[00:02:54]
Yes my honey lamb swift is just a ham[00:03:06]
Lincoln's a tunnel coolidge is a dam[00:03:11]
Yes my noble lad comes today we're fads[00:03:16]
Comes tomorrow we're subway ads[00:03:21]
Homer is a swa at[00:03:26]
Get this under your brow[00:03:32]
All these big wheel controversials are just commercials now[00:03:37]
Better get your jug of wine and loaf of bread[00:03:50]
Before that final bow[00:03:54]