《Otto Titsling(LP版)》歌词

歌曲： Otto Titsling(LP版)

所属专辑：Beaches (Original Soundtrack Recording)

歌手： Bette Midler

时长： 03:13

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Otto Titsling - Bette Midler[00:00:00]

Otto titsling inventor and crout[00:00:12]

Had nothing to get very worked up about[00:00:15]

His inventions were failures his future seemed bleak[00:00:18]

He fled to the opera at least twice a week[00:00:21]

One night at the opera he saw an Aida[00:00:29]

Who's bust were so big they would often impede her[00:00:32]

Bug eyed he watched her fall into the pit[00:00:37]

Done in by the weight of those terrible tits[00:00:40]

Oh my God there she blows[00:00:44]

Aerodynamically this girl was a mess[00:00:47]

Otto eye balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds[00:00:50]

And he suddenly felt the fire or inspiration[00:00:53]

Flood his soul[00:00:55]

He ran back to his workshop[00:00:56]

Where he futzed and futzed and futzed[00:00:58]

For Otto titsling had found his quest[00:01:01]

To lift and mold the female breast[00:01:04]

To point the small ones to the sky[00:01:07]

To keep the big ones high and dry[00:01:10]

Every night he'd sweat and snort[00:01:15]

Searching for the right support[00:01:18]

He tried some string and paper clips[00:01:21]

Hey he even tried his own two lips[00:01:23]

Well he stiched and he slaved[00:01:29]

And he slaved and he stitched[00:01:30]

Until finally one night in the wee hours of morning[00:01:31]

Otto arose from his workbench triumphant[00:01:34]

Yes he had invented the worlds first[00:01:37]

Over the shoulder boulder holder hooray[00:01:39]

Exhausted but ecstatic Otto ran out to the diva[00:01:44]

Bearing the prototype in his hot little hand[00:01:46]

Now the diva did not want to try the darn thing on[00:01:48]

But after many initial mishaps[00:01:51]

She finally did[00:01:52]

And the sigh of relief that issued forth[00:01:54]

From the her mouth[00:01:55]

Was so loud that it was mistaken by some[00:01:56]

To be the early onset of the seraken winds[00:01:58]

Which would often roll through the schwarzwald[00:02:00]

With a vengeance[00:02:02]

But little did Otto know[00:02:08]

At the moment of his greatest triumph[00:02:09]

Lurking under the divas bed[00:02:12]

Was none other than the very worst[00:02:13]

Of the french patentees[00:02:15]

Phillip debrassiere[00:02:17]

And Phil was watching the scene[00:02:20]

With a great deal of interest[00:02:21]

Later that night while our broom Hilda slept[00:02:27]

Into the wardrobe Phillip softly crept[00:02:30]

He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore[00:02:33]

Til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door[00:02:36]

Crying oh my God what joy what bliss[00:02:39]

I'm gonna make me a million from this[00:02:43]

Every woman in the world will wanna buy one[00:02:45]

I would have all the goods manufactures in Taiwan[00:02:48]

The result of this swindle is pointedly clear[00:02:56]

Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere[00:03:02]