《Cornography (Featuring James Burton And The Kung Pao Buckaroos)》歌词

歌曲： Cornography (Featuring James Burton And The Kung Pao Buckaroos)

所属专辑：Original Album Classics

歌手： Brad Paisley

时长： 03:54

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The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents[00:00:00]

Cornography[00:00:03]

Kung Pao[00:00:05]

Episode two: The continuing[00:00:07]

Adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos[00:00:10]

The three cowboys needed a place to[00:00:16]

Bed down for the night[00:00:18]

So I suggested the establishment[00:00:19]

Of Miss Kitty May[00:00:21]

(Or she may not)[00:00:23]

A former love and a woman[00:00:25]

Of questionable repute[00:00:27]

So they walked into the saloon[00:00:29]

And asked for Miss Kitty[00:00:31]

And just then they heard a voice sayin[00:00:33]

'Hi boys You lookin' for these'[00:00:35]

And the littlest cowboy turned around to[00:00:39]

See two huge 38s pointed right at his face[00:00:41]

(Jimmy you can't say that)[00:00:45]

(What She had huge guns)[00:00:47]

Smith and Wesson revolvers[00:00:51]

Oh boy were they loaded[00:00:53]

Cornography[00:01:00]

She's aiming them right at us[00:01:18]

(Softer George it's more effective)[00:01:20]

She's aiming them right at us[00:01:22]

Everybody duck[00:01:25]

Not you Jimmy You stand up normal[00:01:26]

They dropped the money they owed her [00:01:33]

An' she bent over to pick it up[00:01:35]

And oh that moon was beautiful[00:01:37]

(Now Jimmy you can't say that )[00:01:39]

Out the window I couldn't see it till then George[00:01:42]

Oh There were mountains in the way[00:01:45]

Cornography[00:01:50]

'You guys are gonna get in trouble for this'[00:02:08]

That woman sure chaps my[00:02:10]

Ask her out then[00:02:12]

I think he's got a little thing for her George[00:02:13]

(Louder Bill it's more effective)[00:02:16]

I think he's got a little thing for her George[00:02:18]

It's not THAT little[00:02:21]

(That was worth a three or four Bill)[00:02:25]

All right Jimmy let's get serious now[00:02:29]

So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited[00:02:31]

But when I look at a woman that beautiful it's hard[00:02:35]

(Jimmy )[00:02:40]

What It's very difficult[00:02:43]

I hope they're not recordin' this[00:02:44]

Yeah[00:02:46]

Ah[00:02:49]

Cornography[00:02:59]

An' I said: 'Little cowgirl how would[00:03:01]

You like a little cowpoke[00:03:02]

'Here we go'[00:03:04]

Ooh yeah Need a little buckaroo[00:03:05]

In your dreams short barrell[00:03:08]

Bum chicka bow wow[00:03:11]

Oh my God[00:03:15]

So the Kung Poo Buck Kung Pao[00:03:20]

So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset[00:03:24]

Tune in next time for more action and romance[00:03:29]

Yeah[00:03:36]

(Softer George it's more effective)[00:03:38]

Yeah[00:03:40]

Cornography (Featuring James Burton And The Kung Pao Buckaroos) - Brad Paisley[00:03:42]