《Anatole of Paris》歌词

歌曲： Anatole of Paris

所属专辑：Raindrops Keeps Falling on My Head and More Milion Sellers

歌手： Danny Kaye

时长： 02:56

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Anatole Of Paris - Danny Kaye/Jane Wyman/Bing Crosby (本·考斯比)[00:00:00]

Written by：Sylvia/Fine[00:00:04]

It all began[00:00:08]

When I was born[00:00:10]

A month too soon[00:00:11]

I'm I was frightened[00:00:14]

By a runaway[00:00:16]

Saloon[00:00:18]

Pa was forced to be a hobo[00:00:21]

Because he played the oboe[00:00:24]

And the oboe it is clearly understood[00:00:26]

Is an I'll wind[00:00:30]

That no one[00:00:32]

Blows good[00:00:33]

I'll never forget the morning[00:00:36]

That grandpa ate the awning[00:00:38]

To impress a pretty lady[00:00:39]

Who went for men that was shady[00:00:41]

Then Uncle Josia let the great resco fire[00:00:44]

Ran off to Hawaii with the o'leary cow[00:00:48]

Which his loving wife resented[00:00:52]

And there upon invented[00:00:54]

A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow[00:00:56]

And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics[00:00:59]

Of this family of inbred schizophrenics[00:01:01]

The end of a long long line of bats[00:01:03]

I design[00:01:06]

Women's hats[00:01:09]

I'm anatole of Paris[00:01:12]

I shriek with chic[00:01:14]

My hat of the week[00:01:15]

'Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses[00:01:17]

I'm anatole of Paris[00:01:20]

My small group fruit[00:01:21]

Make heavy news from the deb new casement[00:01:23]

To all back basement[00:01:26]

Let me get my paw[00:01:28]

On a little piece of straw and viola[00:01:29]

A chapeau[00:01:32]

At 60 bucks a throw[00:01:34]

It's how I pull and chew on it[00:01:37]

The little things I do on it[00:01:38]

Like placing yards of lacing[00:01:42]

Or a bicycle built for two on it[00:01:43]

The little ones the big ones[00:01:46]

The sat on by a pig ones[00:01:48]

The foolish ones that perch[00:01:50]

And the ghoulish ones that lurch[00:01:51]

The one called whiskey sour[00:01:53]

Designed for the cocktail hour[00:01:55]

A little snip a potato chip[00:01:56]

And a trifle off the eiffel tower[00:01:59]

I'm anatole of Paris I must design[00:02:01]

I'm just like wine[00:02:04]

I go to your head[00:02:07]

Give me thread and the needle[00:02:11]

I itch I twitch to stitch[00:02:15]

I'm a glutton for cutting[00:02:16]

For putting with the button[00:02:17]

To snip and pluck nip and tuck[00:02:19]

Fix and trim plan the brim[00:02:20]

Tote that barge lift that to bail[00:02:22]

I'm anatole of Paris[00:02:28]

I cannot vick the deb s*x they want[00:02:30]

Shops from the frery[00:02:33]

Chops from the dery[00:02:34]

They learn to wear the stone of the queen mary[00:02:36]

And why do I sew each new chapeau[00:02:39]

With a style they most look positively grim in[00:02:42]

Strictly between us[00:02:46]

Entre nous[00:02:48]

I hate women[00:02:50]