所属专辑:Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats
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The greatest magicians have something to learn[00:00:00]
From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn[00:00:02]
And we'll all say[00:00:06]
"Oh well I never was there ever[00:00:08]
A cat so clever as magical[00:00:12]
Mr Mistoffelees"[00:00:14]
"Oh well I never was there ever[00:00:19]
A cat so clever as magical[00:00:23]
Mr Mistoffelees"[00:00:25]
He is quiet and small he is black[00:00:29]
From the ears to the tip of his tail[00:00:32]
He can creep through the tiniest crack[00:00:35]
He can walk on the narrowest rail[00:00:37]
He can pick any card from a pack[00:00:40]
He is equally cunning with dice[00:00:43]
He is always decieving you into believing[00:00:45]
That he's only hunting for mice[00:00:48]
He can play any trick with a cork[00:00:51]
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste[00:00:54]
If you look for a knife or a fork[00:00:56]
And you think it was merely misplaced[00:00:59]
You have seen it one moment[00:01:02]
And then it is gone[00:01:03]
But you find it next week[00:01:04]
Lying out on the lawn[00:01:06]
And you'll all say[00:01:08]
"Oh well I never was there ever[00:01:10]
A cat so clever as magical[00:01:14]
Mr Mistoffelees"[00:01:16]
"Oh well I never was there ever[00:01:21]
A cat so clever as magical[00:01:25]
Mr Mistoffelees"[00:01:27]
His manner is vague and aloof[00:01:32]
You would think there was nobody shyer[00:01:34]
But his voice has been heard on the roof[00:01:37]
When he was curled up by the fire[00:01:39]
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire[00:01:42]
When he was about on the roof[00:01:45]
At least we all heard that somebody purred[00:01:47]
Which is uncontestable proof[00:01:50]
Of his singular magical powers[00:01:53]
And I've known the family to call[00:01:56]
Him in from the garden for hours[00:01:58]
When he was asleep in the hall[00:02:01]
And not long ago[00:02:04]
This phenomenal cat[00:02:05]
Produced seven kittens[00:02:07]
Right out of a hat[00:02:08]
And we'll all say[00:02:10]
"Oh well I never was there ever[00:02:12]
A cat so clever as magical[00:02:16]
Mr Mistoffelees"[00:02:18]
"Oh well I never was there ever[00:02:23]
A cat so clever as magical[00:02:27]
Mr Mistoffelees"[00:02:29]
"Oh well I never was there ever[00:02:34]
A cat so clever as magical[00:02:37]
Mr Mistoffelees"[00:02:40]
"Oh well I never was there ever[00:02:45]
A cat so clever as magical[00:02:48]
Mr Mistoffelees"[00:02:51]
"Oh well I never was there ever[00:02:55]
A cat so clever as magical[00:02:59]
Mr Mistoffelees"[00:03:01]
"Oh well I never was there ever[00:03:06]
A cat so clever as magical[00:03:10]
Mr Mistoffelees"[00:03:12]
Ladies and gentlemen[00:03:16]
I give you the marvelous[00:03:17]
Magical Mr Mistoffelees presto[00:03:19]