所属专辑:Karaoke: Country Hits 2000, Vol. 8
歌手: BFM Hits
时长: 02:36
800 Pound Jesus - Ameritz Tribute Standards (阿莫瑞兹致敬标准)[00:00:00]
I saw a garage sale[00:00:09]
Pulled up in the yard[00:00:11]
Found a statue of Jesus[00:00:12]
It was eight feet tall[00:00:14]
He held out his arms[00:00:16]
And he seemed all alone[00:00:18]
So I loaded him up[00:00:20]
And drove him home[00:00:22]
Out by my driveway he[00:00:24]
Looks down the street[00:00:26]
Long hair and sandals made[00:00:27]
Of rebar and concrete[00:00:30]
I painted him white with a long purple robe[00:00:31]
He's a rock of ages on our gravel road[00:00:35]
He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus[00:00:40]
Standing taller than a tree[00:00:44]
He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus[00:00:47]
A bigger man than you or me[00:00:51]
I thought losing my job was[00:00:54]
The end of the world[00:01:05]
Till my best pal ran off with my best girl[00:01:06]
I felt suicidal with no real friends[00:01:10]
So I walked outside with a rope in my hand[00:01:14]
Out by that statue there's a big old tree[00:01:18]
So I stood on his shoulders[00:01:21]
And I counted to three[00:01:23]
I had every intention of buying the farm[00:01:25]
But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms[00:01:29]
He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus[00:01:33]
Standing taller than a tree[00:01:38]
He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus[00:01:41]
A bigger man than you or me[00:01:45]
I wanted to return the favor to him[00:01:48]
Cause I never had a more solid friend[00:01:53]
So I planted flowers[00:01:56]
All around his feet[00:01:59]
And I bought him a flock[00:02:00]
Of ceramic sheep[00:02:02]
He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus[00:02:04]
Standing taller than a tree[00:02:08]
He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus[00:02:12]
A bigger man than you or me[00:02:16]
He is a bigger man than you or me yeah[00:02:19]