歌手: The Sign Posters
时长: 02:57
"Good evening brothers and sister [00:00:01]
I'm very sorry to announce that Deacon Jones[00:00:02]
Will not be present at the services today [00:00:04]
He had a slight accident But he wants[00:00:07]
Everyone to be happy because[00:00:08]
When you're happy that's what counts "[00:00:10]
Brothers and sisters and sisterettes[00:00:15]
Deacon Jones sends his deepest regrets[00:00:18]
To the members of the flock[00:00:21]
Who are new around here[00:00:23]
There's somethin' 'bout the deacon[00:00:26]
That I wanna make clear[00:00:28]
Who's honored and respected [00:00:30]
(Deacon Jones)[00:00:32]
Now who's so unaffected (Deacon Jones)[00:00:34]
When the sinner's moanin' low [00:00:39]
Who will share his tale of woe [00:00:41]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones[00:00:43]
Who's so handsome and good lookin' [00:00:48]
(Deacon Jones) Ummm Hmmm Ummm[00:00:50]
Who can smell a rooster cookin' [00:00:52]
(Deacon Jones) The good ole Deke[00:00:54]
Who gets all the chicken breast[00:00:56]
And leaves the giblets for the rest [00:00:59]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones[00:01:01]
Deacon Jones (Deacon Jones)[00:01:05]
Deacon Jones (Ho Deacon Jones)[00:01:08]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones[00:01:09]
Now who will keep a siser singin' [00:01:14]
(Deacon Jones) Umm Hmmm Ummm Hmmmm[00:01:16]
Who will also keep her phone a ringin' [00:01:18]
(Deacon Jones) Yes yes[00:01:20]
And when she's left all alone at night [00:01:22]
Who will help her see the light [00:01:24]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones[00:01:27]
Now who's loved by all the congregation [00:01:31]
(Deacon Jones) Yes yes brother[00:01:33]
And who gives them consolation [00:01:35]
(Deacon Jones) Umm hmmm Umm hmmm[00:01:37]
When a sister's feelin' blue [00:01:40]
Who is it that consoles here in her pew [00:01:41]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones[00:01:44]
Deacon Jones (Deacon Jones)[00:01:48]
Deacon Jones (Ho Deacon Jones)[00:01:50]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones[00:01:52]
Now who's the country's greatest lover [00:01:57]
(Deacon Jones) Yes yes[00:01:59]
Who makes all the other cats take cover [00:02:01]
(Deacon Jones) Umm hmmm[00:02:03]
And when your gal is leavin' you [00:02:05]
Now just tell me who is she goin' to [00:02:07]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones[00:02:10]
Now who takes up all the contributions [00:02:14]
(Deacon Jones) Yes yes[00:02:16]
And ah who tends to their distribution [00:02:18]
(Deacon Jones)[00:02:20]
And before any of the dough is spent [00:02:22]
Who is it that takes out his 10 percent [00:02:25]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones[00:02:27]
Deacon Jones (Deacon Jones)[00:02:31]
Deacon Jones (Ho Deacon Jones)[00:02:33]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones[00:02:36]
Deacon Jones (Deacon Jones)[00:02:40]
Deacon Jones (Ho Deacon Jones)[00:02:42]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah[00:02:44]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah[00:02:46]
Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones[00:02:48]
Deacon Jones - Louis Jordan[00:02:51]