《Redneck 12 Days of Christmas》歌词

歌曲： Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

所属专辑：50 Massive Christmas Party Hits

歌手： Christmas All Stars

时长： 02:23

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Woo Somebody done been to the WalMart[00:00:00]

Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas[00:00:04]

Well you cleaned up whatcha get [00:00:06]

5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires[00:00:08]

3 shot gun shells 2 huntin' dogs[00:00:13]

And some parts to a Mustang GT[00:00:15]

You got gypped there's[00:00:19]

12 days to Christmas [00:00:21]

I know that I got it covered [00:00:22]

Look over there in the corner [00:00:24]

That's yours too [00:00:25]

Yeah [00:00:26]

12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets[00:00:26]

10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation[00:00:29]

8 table dancers 7 packs of redman[00:00:32]

6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts[00:00:35]

4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells[00:00:40]

2 huntin' dogs and some parts[00:00:42]

To a Mustang GT[00:00:45]

Man these ain't[00:00:47]

Normal Christmas presents [00:00:48]

No they're Redneck Gifts Redneck gifts [00:00:50]

Yeah like if you buy your wife earrings[00:00:53]

That double as fishin' lures[00:00:55]

Or if you can burp[00:00:58]

The entire chorus to jingle bells[00:00:59]

Perhaps if you think[00:01:02]

That the nut cracker[00:01:03]

Is something you did off the high dive[00:01:04]

Or if you've ever misspelled[00:01:07]

Anything in Christmas lights[00:01:08]

Or if you leave cold beer[00:01:10]

And pickled eggs for Santa Claus [00:01:12]

What's wrong with that [00:01:13]

I didn't say anything's wrong with it [00:01:15]

It's hard to beat[00:01:16]

12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets[00:01:17]

10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation[00:01:19]

8 table dancers 7 packs of redman[00:01:22]

6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts[00:01:25]

4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells[00:01:30]

2 huntin' dogs and some parts[00:01:33]

To a Mustang GT[00:01:35]

Well you know [00:01:38]

You can't really consider it a Christmas[00:01:39]

Unless you go down to the[00:01:40]

Penitentiary and visit your Momma[00:01:42]

You're not listening to me [00:01:44]

Get the car key out of your ear[00:01:45]

That's where the 9 years[00:01:46]

Probation comes in[00:01:47]

I'm gonna do it for you again [00:01:49]

Now listen[00:01:51]

12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets[00:01:53]

10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation[00:01:55]

8 table dancers 7 packs of redman[00:01:58]

6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts[00:02:00]

4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells[00:02:04]

2 huntin' dogs and some parts[00:02:07]

To a Mustang GT[00:02:09]

Are you cryin' [00:02:15]

No just my allergies[00:02:16]

Happy Holidays everybody[00:02:17]