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The Yes Yes Show (精彩绝伦的表演) - Parokya Ni Edgar/Miggy Chavez[00:00:00]
Written by:Chito Miranda[00:00:01]
You better get ready for a big surprise[00:00:09]
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise[00:00:10]
Mental message by visual contact[00:00:13]
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack[00:00:15]
More margarita for my cute senorita[00:00:17]
Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flava[00:00:19]
Chugging down on my j and b[00:00:22]
While checking out the parts of my date's anatomy[00:00:23]
Forget the brains forget the personality[00:00:25]
What I'm after is your effect on my gravity like trinity[00:00:28]
Flying high with her kicks and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick[00:00:31]
You better get ready for a big surprise[00:00:34]
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise[00:00:36]
Mental message by visual contact[00:00:38]
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack[00:00:41]
Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip[00:00:43]
Flashing some cash and some rock star bullst[00:00:45]
Going in for the thrill moving in for the kill[00:00:47]
I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everything we need[00:00:49]
A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed[00:00:54]
And we try to impress as we start to undress[00:00:56]
Stop the press we need to get this[00:00:58]
You better get ready for a big surprise[00:01:00]
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise[00:01:02]
Mental message by visual contact[00:01:04]
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack[00:01:07]
I got to keep it going coz' I got it going on[00:01:09]
But it's vinci's turn on the microphone so[00:01:11]
My name is vinci and I am neat[00:01:15]
I love pretty girls and I love to eat[00:01:17]
I made this rap from my mind[00:01:19]
And I am very very kind[00:01:21]
I like to drive fast in fancy cars[00:01:23]
And chicks dig me like chocolate bars[00:01:26]
You say I'm bad but I am good[00:01:28]
So shut up now and eat some food[00:01:30]
Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman[00:01:32]
Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran[00:01:34]
Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment[00:01:36]
Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang talent[00:01:38]
Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo[00:01:41]
Mali ang sinasabi mo[00:01:43]
Magaling akong kumanta[00:01:45]
Alam mo ba yung picha pie[00:01:47]
Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie[00:01:49]
Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta[00:01:51]
Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa[00:01:54]
Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta[00:01:56]
Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang at[00:01:58]
Alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang at[00:02:00]
Ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta ilan[00:02:02]
Wala eh ano ngayon[00:02:05]
Alam naman nating lahat[00:02:06]
Na si vinc naman talaga dapat[00:02:08]
Ang vocalist ng parokya band[00:02:10]
Ng parokya ni edgar[00:02:13]
Teka lang one minute pwede bang paki-ulit[00:02:15]
Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo[00:02:17]
Subalit bakit mo naman nasabing ikaw ang nararapat[00:02:19]
Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat[00:02:21]
Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di nila sinulat[00:02:24]
Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat[00:02:25]
Tulad ko at ni quino at ni benedict aquino[00:02:28]
Na wala nga yatang mas-sisikat pa kahit na sino[00:02:30]
Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit[00:02:32]
Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupet[00:02:34]
Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao[00:02:36]
Na si listo el de gato sa gulpihang de kontodo[00:02:38]
Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako[00:02:40]
Hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwando[00:02:42]
Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas[00:02:44]
Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras[00:02:47]
Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban[00:02:49]
Bago kayo magsuntukan[00:02:52]
Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan[00:02:54]
Sige na kiss na peace na please[00:02:58]
Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes[00:03:00]
Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba[00:03:02]
Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba[00:03:04]
Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula[00:03:06]
Alam naman nating lahat[00:03:08]
Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa't[00:03:10]
Walang iwanan sa parokya band[00:03:12]
Sa parokya ni edgar[00:03:15]
Band band[00:03:18]
Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta[00:03:25]
Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala[00:03:28]