所属专辑:I Can Get It For You Wholesale - The Sound Of The Original Broadway Musical
歌手: Barbra Streisand
时长: 03:22
Miss Marmelstein - Barbra Streisand[00:00:00]
Written by:Harold Rome[00:00:01]
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:00:01]
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:00:04]
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:00:06]
Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:00:09]
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:00:14]
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:00:16]
Other girls get called by their first names right away[00:00:19]
They get cozy intimate[00:00:23]
Do you know what I mean[00:00:25]
And nobody calls me hey baby doll Miss Marmelstein[00:00:28]
Or honey dear Miss Marmelstein or sweetie pie[00:00:33]
Miss Marmelstein[00:00:36]
Even my first name would be preferable[00:00:37]
Though it's terrible it might be better it's Yetta[00:00:41]
Or perhaps my second name that's Tessye[00:00:47]
Spelled T E S S Y E[00:00:51]
But no no it's always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:00:56]
Youd think at least Miss M they could try[00:01:01]
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:01:06]
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:01:08]
Oh I could die[00:01:12]
I'm a very willing secretary[00:01:15]
Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate[00:01:19]
Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment[00:01:23]
It's great I mean simply great[00:01:28]
But the aggravation of my situation[00:01:32]
I might as well get it off my chest it's the drum appellation[00:01:36]
Oh pardon the big words I apply[00:01:46]
But I was an English major at C C N Y[00:01:47]
Drum appellation[00:01:50]
With which I am persistently addressed[00:01:54]
Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed[00:01:59]
Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic[00:02:05]
Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:02:08]
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:02:13]
Miss Marmelstein[00:02:17]
Other girls get called by their nick names right away[00:02:18]
Slightly naughty or risky[00:02:22]
Do you know what I mean[00:02:24]
Nobody calls me koo-chee-koo Miss Marmelstein[00:02:27]
Or boobala Miss Marmelstein or passion pie[00:02:32]
Even hey there babe not respectable ain't so objectable[00:02:36]
It's kind of crummy but chummy[00:02:43]
Of course if I got married that would do it[00:02:46]
So where's the lucky guy[00:02:50]
Till then it still is Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:02:55]
Everyday I get more and more fast[00:03:00]
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:03:05]
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein[00:03:07]
Oh I could bust[00:03:11]