所属专辑:The Two Sides Of Leonard Nimoy
歌手: Leonard Nimoy
时长: 02:18
Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy[00:00:00]
From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place[00:00:06]
To study the behavior patterns of the human race[00:00:10]
And I find them highly illogical[00:00:15]
Girl meets boy they fall in love[00:00:23]
She says he's everything she's dreamed of[00:00:26]
But when they get married before he's aware[00:00:29]
She changes his habits the way he combs his hair[00:00:32]
She changes him to someone he's never been[00:00:36]
And then complains he's not like other men[00:00:39]
Now really I find this most illogical[00:00:43]
Take the case of your automobiles[00:00:50]
Greatest invention since man discovered wheels[00:00:53]
Hydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floor[00:00:56]
Pushbutton windows pushbutton doors[00:01:00]
Double barreled carborators rush you anyplace[00:01:03]
But you never can find a parking space[00:01:06]
Highly illogical[00:01:10]
Take the case of modern man[00:01:13]
He works all his life gives it all he can[00:01:17]
Saves all his money works overtime[00:01:20]
Pinches every penny banks every dime[00:01:23]
All he can think about is money but you know[00:01:27]
That he can't take it with him where he's going to go[00:01:30]
Now I find that fascinatingly illogical[00:01:33]
Now is the time to journey home to tell of what I've learned[00:01:38]
My people I believe have every right to be concerned[00:01:43]
For in spite of computers and advanced psychology[00:01:47]
Behavior patterns are still a mystery[00:01:51]
I predict the future of this earthly human race[00:01:54]
Is that having made a mess of earth they'll move to outer space[00:01:57]
Well there goes the neighborhood[00:02:02]
Totally completely absolutely irrevocably highly illogical[00:02:07]