《Bloodhound Gang-I Wish I Was a Queer So I Could Get Chicks》歌词

歌曲： Bloodhound Gang-I Wish I Was a Queer So I Could Get Chicks

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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could - Bloodhound Gang[00:00:00]

If your a** is a chinese restaurant[00:00:01]

I'll have the poo poo platter[00:00:05]

My friend jerry vandergrift kissed me in home class[00:00:08]

Later in the afternoon some jarheads[00:00:13]

In the locker room kicked my a**[00:00:15]

I said guys I'm like you[00:00:19]

I like monster trucks too[00:00:21]

Wanna see how many push ups I can do [00:00:22]

I just wish I was queer so I could get[00:00:26]

Chicks dig guys that are[00:00:28]

Queer guys that don't dig[00:00:31]

Chicks that don't dig guys like me[00:00:34]

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly[00:00:37]

But if I were handsome[00:00:41]

Just imagine how great it would be[00:00:42]

Incognito as gay though but not actually[00:00:46]

That way though pseudo homo phony[00:00:48]

Maybe it'sa stupid theory or maybe just stupidity[00:00:52]

But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry[00:00:55]

Scoring with a super model would be easy[00:00:59]

Cause super model means voluptuous[00:01:04]

But is also is synonomous with super dumb[00:01:05]

Ya see I'd be a good listener so shed treat[00:01:10]

Me like a sister and soon I'd become[00:01:12]

That trusted friend that cares[00:01:17]

That rubs her back and braids her hair[00:01:18]

No it wouldnt be a week before I'm in her underwear[00:01:20]

I wish I was queer so I could get[00:01:23]

Chicks dig guys that are[00:01:25]

Queer guys that don't dig[00:01:28]

Chicks that don't dig guys like me[00:01:31]

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly[00:01:35]

Doesnt matter what I'm packin in[00:01:38]

My denim it'swhats in my genes[00:01:40]

The only smoked meat the only sausage[00:01:44]

I would eat is made by jimmy dean[00:01:45]

See I'm not to keen on the smell of vaseline[00:01:50]

No I'm not princess di and I don't wanna be a queen[00:01:53]

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks[00:01:56]

Anyway if I were gay[00:02:23]

I'd have to change my name to dirk or lewis[00:02:24]

Hang out with my moms hair stylist[00:02:29]

His name is kip hes got a lisp he talks like this[00:02:30]

And wear my mothers lingerie learn the songs of broadway[00:02:35]

And appreciate depeche mode and avant garde ballet[00:02:38]

I wish I was queer so I could get[00:02:42]

Chicks dig guys that are[00:02:44]

Queer guys that don't dig[00:02:47]

Chicks dig guys that are[00:02:50]

Queer guys that don't dig[00:02:53]

Chicks dig guys that are[00:02:56]

Queer guys that don't dig[00:02:59]

Chicks that don't dig guys like me[00:03:02]

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly[00:03:06]

And I don't shave my heiny[00:03:11]

Don't shave my heiny[00:03:14]

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly[00:03:18]

And I don't shave my heiny[00:03:22]

Don't shave my heiny[00:03:26]

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly[00:03:30]

And I don't shave my heiny[00:03:35]

Don't shave my heiny[00:03:38]

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly[00:03:42]