《Life Gets Tee-j’us Don’t It?》歌词

歌曲： Life Gets Tee-j’us Don’t It?

所属专辑：Lion & Albert: Vintage Comedy Classics

歌手： Tex Williams&Six Hits&a M

时长： 02:55

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Life Gets Tee-J'us Don't It? - Tex Williams/Celeste Holm[00:00:00]

The sun comes up and the sun goes down[00:00:12]

The hands on the clock keep a going 'round[00:00:16]

I just get up and it's time to lay down[00:00:19]

Life gets tee jus don't it[00:00:22]

My shoes untied but I don't care[00:00:25]

I ain't a figuring on going nowhere[00:00:29]

For I'd have to wash and comb my hair[00:00:31]

And that's just wasted effort[00:00:35]

The water in the well just getting lower and lower[00:00:38]

Can't take a bath at six months more[00:00:41]

But I've heared it said and it's true I'm sure[00:00:44]

That to much bathing will will weaken you[00:00:47]

I opened the door and the fly's swarm in[00:00:51]

Closed the door and I'm sweating again[00:00:54]

And in the pros a huchh crack my shin[00:00:57]

Just one darn thing after another[00:00:59]

You know that old brown mule he must be sick[00:01:15]

I jambed him in the rump with a pin on a stick[00:01:18]

He humped his back but he wouldn't kick[00:01:22]

Now there's something cock eyed somewhere[00:01:25]

A mouse a chewing on the pantry door[00:01:28]

He's been at it fer a month or more[00:01:32]

When he gets through he'd sure gonna be sore[00:01:34]

'Cause there ain't a darned thing in there[00:01:37]

Hound dog howling so forlorn[00:01:41]

Laziest dog that was ever born[00:01:44]

He's a howling 'cause he's a setting on a thorn[00:01:47]

And just to tired to move over[00:01:50]

The tin roof leaks and chimney leans[00:01:53]

And there's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans[00:01:56]

And I ett the last of the pork and beans[00:02:00]

Just can't depend on nothing[00:02:02]

Cow's gone dry and the hens won't lay[00:02:18]

Fish quit bitting and it's Saturday[00:02:22]

Troubles are piling up day by day[00:02:25]

And now I'm getting dandruff[00:02:28]

Grief and misery pains and woes[00:02:31]

Debts and taxes so it goes[00:02:34]

I think I'm getting a cold in my nose[00:02:37]

Life get tee just don't it[00:02:40]