所属专辑:Joe’s Garage Acts I, II & III
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 03:28
The Central Scruinizer - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER [00:00:03]
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws[00:00:08]
That haven't been passed yet [00:00:13]
It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of[00:00:17]
You to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be[00:00:23]
Performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty or affect your parents'[00:00:31]
Credit rating [00:00:41]
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things [00:00:44]
And many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC [00:00:55]
Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being[00:01:22]
Drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever [00:01:33]
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution[00:01:38]
(which itself is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE) [00:01:52]
I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose[00:02:03]
A career in MUSIC [00:02:15]
The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only [00:02:22]
If you have to load or unload [00:02:30]
Go to the WHITE ZONE you 'll love it it 's a way of life[00:02:35]