《Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk》歌词

歌曲： Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk

所属专辑：Broadway The Hard Way (Explicit)

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 09:15

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There's an ugly little wasel 'bout three foot nine[00:00:07]

Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin'[00:00:20]

'Cause her sweet little hubby's[00:00:23]

Suckin' prong part time[00:00:24]

In the name of the lord[00:00:27]

Get a clue little shrew[00:00:29]

Oh yeah oh yeah[00:00:30]

Jesus thinks you're a jerk[00:00:32]

Did he really choose tammy to do his work[00:00:34]

Robertson says that he's the one[00:00:53]

Oh he sure is[00:00:55]

If armageddon[00:00:57]

Is your idea of family fun[00:00:58]

An' he's got some planned for you[00:01:02]

Now tell me that ain't true[00:01:04]

Now what if jimbo's slightly gay[00:01:20]

Will pat let jimbo get away[00:01:23]

Everything we've heard him say[00:01:26]

Indicated that jim must pay[00:01:29]

And it just might hurt a bit[00:01:32]

But keep that money rollin' in[00:01:35]

'Cause pat and naughty jimbo[00:01:38]

Can't get enough of it[00:01:41]

Perhaps it's their idea[00:01:55]

Of an affirmative action plan[00:01:58]

To give white trash a 'special break'[00:02:01]

Well they took those jeezo bucks and ran[00:02:04]

To the bank to the bank to the bank to the bank[00:02:07]

And every night we can hear them thank[00:02:10]

Their buddy up above[00:02:13]

For sending down his love[00:02:16]

While you all smell the glove[00:02:19]

Jim and pat should take a pole[00:02:38]

Right up each saintly glory hole[00:02:41]

With tar and feathers too[00:02:43]

Just like they'd love to do to you[00:02:46]

'Cause they think you are bad[00:02:49]

And they are very mad[00:02:52]

'Cause some folks don't want prayer in school[00:02:55]

We'd need an ark to survive the drool[00:03:00]

Of micro publicans raised on hate[00:03:05]

And 'jimbo jimbo' when they graduate[00:03:11]

Conviced they are 'the chosen ones'[00:03:18]

And all their parents carry guns[00:03:27]

And hold them cards in the n r a[00:03:39]

With their fingers on the triggers[00:03:49]

When they kneel and pray[00:03:55]

With a ku klux muu muu[00:04:01]

In the back of the truck[00:04:03]

If you ain't born again[00:04:04]

They wanna mess you up screamin'：[00:04:05]

'No abortion no siree '[00:04:06]

'Life's too precious can't you see '[00:04:10]

What's that hangin' from the neighbor's tree[00:04:12]

Why it looks like 'colored folks' to me[00:04:16]

Would they do that seriously[00:04:22]

Imagine if you will[00:04:31]

A multi millionaire television evangelist[00:04:34]

Saved from korean combat duty by his father a u s senator[00:04:37]

Studied law[00:04:44]

But is not qualified to practice it[00:04:45]

Father of a 'love child'[00:04:50]

Who in adulthood hosts the remnants[00:04:52]

Of papa's religious propaganda program[00:04:54]

Claims not to be a 'faith healer'[00:04:59]

But has in the past[00:05:01]

Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes[00:05:02]

Involved with funding for a 'secret war' in central america[00:05:09]

Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as close friends[00:05:13]

Involved in suspicous 'tax avoidance schemes'[00:05:20]

Under investigation for 16 months by the I r s[00:05:24]

Claims to be a man of god[00:05:31]

Currenty seeking the united states presidency[00:05:35]

Hoping we will all follow him into[00:05:39]

The twilight zone[00:05:41]

What if pat gets in the white house[00:05:48]

And suddenly[00:05:54]

The rights of 'certain people' disappear[00:05:58]

Mysteriously[00:06:04]

Now wouldn't that sort of qualify[00:06:09]

As an american tragedy[00:06:12]

Especially if he covers it up sayin'[00:06:20]

'Jesus told it to me '[00:06:25]

I hope we never see that day[00:06:34]

In the land of the free[00:06:38]

Or someday will we[00:06:43]

Will we[00:06:49]

And if you don't know by now[00:06:56]

The truth of what I'm tellin' you[00:07:02]

Then surely I have failed somehow[00:07:06]

And jesus will think I'm a jerk just like you[00:07:31]

If you let those tv preachers[00:07:42]

Make a monkey out of you[00:07:45]

I said：[00:07:48]

'Jesus will think you're a jerk'[00:07:52]

And it would be true[00:07:56]

There's an old rugged cross[00:08:05]

In the land of cutton[00:08:09]

It's still burnin' on somebody's lawn[00:08:12]

And it still smells rotten[00:08:17]

Jim and tammy[00:08:21]

Oh baby[00:08:23]

You gotta go[00:08:26]

You really got to go[00:08:29]