所属专辑:The Very Best Of
时长: 02:13
Three little unexpected children simultaneously[00:00:04]
The doctor bought us in you can see[00:00:06]
That we'll be three forever and E I O[00:00:09]
You wouldn't know how agonizing being triplets can be[00:00:12]
Each one is individually the victim of that clinical day[00:00:15]
E I O [00:00:17]
Every summer we go away to Baden-Baden-Baden[00:00:20]
Every winter we come back home to Walla-Walla-Walla[00:00:22]
We do everything alike[00:00:28]
We look alike we dress alike we walk alike we talk alike[00:00:31]
And what is more[00:00:35]
We hate each other very much[00:00:36]
We hate our folks[00:00:38]
We're sick of jokes about how hard it is to tell us apart[00:00:39]
If one of us gets the measles then another one gets the measles[00:00:43]
Then all of gets the measles and mumps and croup[00:00:47]
How I wish I had a gun a little gun[00:00:50]
It would be fun to shoot the other two and only be one[00:00:54]
Mrs Hildendorfer loves to talk to Mrs Goldenbasser[00:00:57]
Of the day she went to Sloane's and had her silly Willy[00:01:01]
Mrs Hassencooper loves to talk to Mrs Eldenspritzel[00:01:04]
Of her major operation when she had her twins[00:01:08]
But when mother comes along she silences the others[00:01:11]
She accomplished something that is very rare in mothers[00:01:15]
For example just to prove that she was more than ample[00:01:19]
She admits Lane Bryant thought that they were measuring a giant[00:01:22]
Dr Heimerdanner almost lost his bedside manner[00:01:25]
On the day that he first slipped upon us three[00:01:29]
We do everything alike[00:01:33]
We look alike we dress alike we walk alike we talk alike[00:01:35]
And what is more[00:01:39]
We hate each other very much[00:01:41]
We hate our folks[00:01:42]
We're sick of jokes on what an art it is to tell us apart[00:01:44]
We eat the same kind of vittle[00:01:47]
We drink from the same kind of bottles[00:01:49]
We sit in the same kind of high chair high chair high chair[00:01:51]
Momma says that we're a bore and what is more[00:01:54]
She didn't want to have us and we didn't want to have her[00:01:58]
No more[00:02:02]