《The Waiter and The Porter and The Upstairs Maid - Original》歌词

歌曲： The Waiter and The Porter and The Upstairs Maid - Original

所属专辑：Bing Crosby Selected Hits Vol. 9

歌手： Bing Crosby

时长： 03:09

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The Waiter, the Porter and the Upstairs Maid - Bing Crosby (本·考斯比)[00:00:00]

As your genial host may I offer a toast[00:00:06]

To the wine buying guest on my right[00:00:10]

Hooray for the wine buyer[00:00:13]

Yes drag out the cooking sherry for the old colonel[00:00:15]

May his bank account grow heavy laden with dough[00:00:18]

May he spend it in here every night[00:00:23]

Every night[00:00:26]

Seeing this night in its glory[00:00:30]

You people so loyal so true[00:00:32]

Puts me in mind of a story[00:00:36]

Tell us about it pray do-o-o-o-o-o [00:00:41]

The people in the ballroom were stuffy and arty[00:00:48]

So I began to get just a little bit frayed[00:00:51]

I sneaked into the kitchen I dug me a party[00:00:55]

The waiter[00:00:58]

And the porter[00:00:59]

And the second storey maid [00:01:00]

I peeked into the parlour to see what was a-hatchin'[00:01:01]

In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade[00:01:05]

But who was in the pantry a-laughin' an' scratchin'[00:01:08]

Oh waiter[00:01:12]

And the porter[00:01:12]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:13]

When they heard the music that the orchestra played[00:01:15]

The waiter and the porter grabbed a-hold of the maid[00:01:18]

Then they all proceeded to go into a clog[00:01:22]

Hot diggedy dog [00:01:26]

If ever I'm invited to some fuddy-duddy's[00:01:29]

I ain't-a-gonna watch any harlequinade[00:01:32]

You'll find him in the kitchen applaudin' his buddies[00:01:36]

The waiter[00:01:39]

And the porter[00:01:40]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:41]

Well pardon me folks the roast is carved[00:01:50]

The wine is served why you look half starved[00:01:53]

Pardon me sir may we be free[00:01:56]

The kitchen guard is havin' a jamboree[00:01:59]

I went and got a dish pan to use as a cymbal[00:02:10]

The porter found the regular glass that he played[00:02:13]

The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble[00:02:17]

You should-a heard the music that the combination made[00:02:20]

Marchin' through the kitchen to the pantry and back[00:02:37]

Why man you should-a seen us [00:02:40]

We were balling the jack[00:02:42]

Once a half an hour passed without any call[00:02:44]

Jack we had a ball[00:02:48]

The waltzes and mazurkas we hate 'em we spurn 'em[00:02:51]

We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played[00:02:54]

Yes and we know who to go to[00:02:57]

When we want to learn 'em[00:02:59]

The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid[00:03:01]