《Pain In Da A** Stewardess》歌词

歌曲： Pain In Da A** Stewardess

所属专辑：Doc’s Da Name 2000

歌手： Redman

时长： 02:05

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Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes [00:00:03]

Ascending into Kennedy Airport [00:00:06]

The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening [00:00:07]

The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling [00:00:11]

Thank you so much for flying with us I hope you has a pleasent flight [00:00:14]

We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones [00:00:18]

So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your a** (laughs) [00:00:20]

Stewardess:[00:00:25]

Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing [00:00:26]

Redman:[00:00:29]

Aight Imma do it right now I just gotta get something out of this bag [00:00:29]

Stewardess:[00:00:31]

Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away [00:00:33]

Redman:[00:00:36]

Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag [00:00:37]

Stewardess:[00:00:42]

Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk[00:00:42]

Redman:[00:00:48]

Hold on hold on hold on I ain't trying to hear that listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute your starting to get on my f**king nerves get the f**k outta here aight [00:00:48]

Stewardess:[00:00:56]

Sir is there a problem [00:00:56]

Redman:[00:00:57]

*sighs* Yeah there's a problem [00:00:58]

Stewardess:[00:00:59]

Do I have to alert the captain [00:01:00]

Redman:[00:01:01]

Yeah alert your Captain this (gun cocks)Get the f**k over here [00:01:01]

(stewardess screams) come here (stewardess still screaming)Take me to the f**king captain [00:01:04]

(door opens stewardess still screaming)[00:01:09]

Who's in charge here [00:01:10]

Captain:[00:01:11]

I am[00:01:12]

(Gun Fires)[00:01:13]

Redman:[00:01:13]

I said who's in charge here [00:01:13]

Co-Pilot:[00:01:15]

Uh you are [00:01:15]

Redman:[00:01:16]

Alright then now turn this mutherf**ker around [00:01:17]

Redman talking on intercom:[00:01:18]

Is this sh*t on Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking [00:01:20]

This is a muther-f**king stickup We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30 000 feet [00:01:23]

I want your wallet your cash your jewels your rings baby rings mutherf**king shoes sneakers socks [00:01:30]

I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your f**king frequent flyer miles [00:01:37]

I'm telling you the first mutherf**ker to move is gonna catch this mutherf**ker [00:01:42]

Now send the bag around Thank you [00:01:48]

(people start screaming)[00:01:52]

Redman:[00:01:54]

Mutherf**ker didn't I say don't move[00:01:54]

(gun fires 4 time)[00:01:56]

(Plane starts falling)[00:01:58]

(people still screaming)[00:01:58]