所属专辑:Jake In A Box (The EMI Recordings 1967-1976)
歌手: Jake Thackray
时长: 04:03
Personal Column - Jake Thackray[00:00:00]
Right behind the headlines of the papers[00:00:09]
There's a space entitled Personal [00:00:11]
And since I'm young and sensitive[00:00:17]
It's always there I turn to first of all[00:00:19]
For in between the vibro-massage sauna baths [00:00:26]
The rubber goods the corsetry[00:00:29]
Someone sends a message[00:00:35]
That is classified as advertising Agony [00:00:36]
Agony will always find a way [00:00:43]
You read there every day[00:00:46]
True-life love stories taken short [00:00:48]
Agony at seven-and-a-kick a time [00:00:55]
A stifled sob a line [00:00:58]
A list of breaking hearts and surgical supports [00:01:00]
"Molly will you please come home [00:01:07]
I miss you Will you please forgive me [00:01:09]
I love you very much[00:01:15]
And I am sorry for what I did Love Sidney "[00:01:17]
"Artistic photographs plain paper covers [00:01:24]
Fifty-nine-and-sixpence postage free "[00:01:27]
"Unsightly hair on arms and legs[00:01:32]
And faces is removed quite painlessly "[00:01:35]
Who knows if wayward Molly will return [00:01:41]
Does Sidney really yearn [00:01:44]
And if he does does Molly care [00:01:46]
What quarrel set them at each other's throats [00:01:53]
Did Sidney send for postcards through the post [00:01:56]
Or did Molly grow superfluous hair everywhere [00:01:59]
"Widow 46 would like sophisticated gentleman to contact her [00:02:04]
Similar interests and with a view to friendliness [00:02:13]
Motor car preferred "[00:02:17]
"Mrs Ivy Armitage thanks all her friends for kindnesses[00:02:21]
When times were hard "[00:02:25]
And "The Honorable Dicky Cholmondley[00:02:30]
Is not sending anybody any Christmas cards "[00:02:32]
"Dynamic methods Strengthen and Refine[00:02:38]
The Power of your Mind"[00:02:41]
In case your memories are none too good;[00:02:43]
And if you cannot manage on your own[00:02:50]
Take out a personal loan [00:02:53]
There's no security it's understood [00:02:54]
"Seven days' free trial for an anti-nuclear shelter [00:03:01]
No obligations at all "[00:03:06]
And there's news of debutantes coming out with[00:03:09]
All the customary Belgrave balls [00:03:12]
Ten shillings reward: Box No 33[00:03:18]
Has gone and lost her budgerigar [00:03:20]
"Happy Birthday darling Sheila[00:03:25]
From your Mummy and your Daddy [00:03:27]
Wherever you are "[00:03:30]
Right behind the headlines of the papers[00:03:34]
There's a space entitled Personal[00:03:37]
And for those who get the agony [00:03:42]
That's the place to turn to first of all[00:03:45]